Olympic Games Categories You`d Win Gold At , If They Existed - Page 6

**Sir Honkers** · September 14th, 2018, 11:14 PM

The 'Well I can't get the remote, I've got one of the dogs on my lap', medley excuse.

Estreeter · September 15th, 2018, 10:15 AM

Stuff the Javelin, Hammer Throw, Discus and Shot Put ,

Me, I'd get Gold for the

Mobile Phone Toss

And Dress Gay at the same time

**@llatse@** · September 16th, 2018, 10:54 AM

From the All Ireland/Polack Team......Catch the Dart followed by Inland Yachting

From the Brits All out Whingeing

From the Aussies Pom Bashing

From Brazil New Beach Volleyball.....without the beach or volleyball and no clothing ladies only

USA v N Korea.....Nuclear Javelin.....then Race to the Bunker

From Russia.........Denial (Don't blame me I didn't do it, anyway I'm a tourist)

From China.......The Container Race who can dump the most crap on a foreign shore and convince the locals to buy it.

From France.......Contempt & Arrogance.....who can stare down their Gallic Nose the longest followed by Shoulder Shrugging and Pah..Idiote

loony · September 16th, 2018, 06:25 PM

Forgetting i've given up porn after drinking too much!

**mrfixit** · September 16th, 2018, 06:49 PM

I think I would win at a game of "I don't give a fuck"

Estreeter · September 20th, 2018, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfixit

I think I would win at a game of "I don't give a fuck"

Don't know if I'd get gold, but I reckon I'd do well in the "I don't wanna fuck" event

**vo1v0d** · November 10th, 2018, 11:08 AM

Prevarication: I did mean to write this last year, but.....

Estreeter · November 10th, 2018, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vo1v0d

Prevarication: I did mean to write this last year, but.....

............ You won gold for not being punctual

**vo1v0d** · November 14th, 2018, 10:06 AM

I seem to have turned being a slob into a pentathlon with me the clear winner in all events

MaxJoker · November 14th, 2018, 12:21 PM

Being Vegan ,

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September 16th, 2018, 10:54 AM	#53
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	From the All Ireland/Polack Team......Catch the Dart followed by Inland Yachting From the Brits All out Whingeing From the Aussies Pom Bashing From Brazil New Beach Volleyball.....without the beach or volleyball and no clothing ladies only USA v N Korea.....Nuclear Javelin.....then Race to the Bunker From Russia.........Denial (Don't blame me I didn't do it, anyway I'm a tourist) From China.......The Container Race who can dump the most crap on a foreign shore and convince the locals to buy it. From France.......Contempt & Arrogance.....who can stare down their Gallic Nose the longest followed by Shoulder Shrugging and Pah..Idiote __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor Last edited by @llatse@; September 16th, 2018 at 10:55 AM.. Reason: spelling

September 16th, 2018, 06:49 PM	#55
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September 14th, 2018, 11:14 PM	#51
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,140 Times in 30,297 Posts	The 'Well I can't get the remote, I've got one of the dogs on my lap', medley excuse.

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November 14th, 2018, 10:06 AM	#59
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,522 Times in 7,439 Posts	I seem to have turned being a slob into a pentathlon with me the clear winner in all events