The corrupt a wish game - Page 358

**@llatse@** · April 13th, 2018, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

I wish women would say what they want instead of playing the guessing game

Granted they do that very thing and tell you to "Eff off and die" and being the obliging bloke you are you do that by walking off Beachy Head.

I wish I could fly off Beachy Head by my own super powers

**footstep** · April 15th, 2018, 05:42 PM

Granted...
But you fall down Over the hills and far away.
You meet Robert Plant who asks you to sing no quarter.
As you can't remind the paroles, you are disintegrated with his power flower laser.

I wish I could take the forever train.

**@llatse@** · April 15th, 2018, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footstep

I wish I could take the forever train.

Granted but as it's been privatised and is now run by Southern Rail & Govia Thameslink you're waiting on the platform forever.....due to leaves, sunshine, wrong snow, milkman late, we are held up by Mexican Bandits and any other excuse the w@nkers who run our joke of a rail industry can think of for not doing their jobs properly again (am I a frustrated commuter.......not)

I wish I could line up the managers of Govia and SR against a wall and blow their brains out with a nuclear pea-shooter

**bloke57** · April 15th, 2018, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Granted but as it's been privatised and is now run by Southern Rail & Govia Thameslink you're waiting on the platform forever.....due to leaves, sunshine, wrong snow, milkman late, we are held up by Mexican Bandits and any other excuse the w@nkers who run our joke of a rail industry can think of for not doing their jobs properly again (am I a frustrated commuter.......not)

I wish I could line up the managers of Govia and SR against a wall and blow their brains out with a nuclear pea-shooter

So you set the pea-shooter to "find brain" setting for targeting purposes. You have, of course, forgotten that these berks have no brains!

In search of grey matter, the missiles turn towards you and...

I wish my boomerang would come back.

**Sir Honkers** · April 15th, 2018, 11:11 PM

Granted. Your grey matter ends up next to @llatse@'s....splattered over a Travel British Rail billboard.
I wish for a porn movie with an interesting plot.

Abbie Hunt · April 16th, 2018, 05:23 PM

Wish granted. The next porn movie you see has a great plot.

Unfortunately, it stars Rosanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Moore, and Steve Buscemi. The resulting brain brain fever causes you to swear off porn forever and join the Hillsboro Baptist Church.

I wish my dog would stop barking like a lunatic at passing cars.

**bloke57** · April 16th, 2018, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abbie Hunt

I wish my dog would stop barking like a lunatic at passing cars.

Wish granted. After some dog training sessions he/she no longer barks at passing cars.

Now it just barks at cars coming straight at you.

"Woof!"

I want a chauffeur so that I don't have to drive again. Lady, 30 years old DD chest.

**@llatse@** · April 20th, 2018, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

I want a chauffeur so that I don't have to drive again. Lady, 30 years old DD chest.

Hey Twisted Genie Club can cope with that.....and lo you have that chauffeur......she's also 30 stone, addicted to chips and has 3 DD breasts that constantly clobber you in the face......she also has a fetish for driving to Damascus in her convertible Humvee......too bad a cruise missile mistakes the vehicle for a mobile chemical weapons plant......byeee

I wish a dirty blond would sit on my face

**bowlinggreen** · April 23rd, 2018, 09:56 PM

Wish granted. A 380 pound farm girl from Iowa named Myrna sits on your face. She's blond, and also very dirty, since her weight means she hasn't been able to properly scrub her naughty bits for the last 4 years.

One snort of her pussy curd and your brain promptly dies from septic shock.

I wish for a 55 gallon drum full of English silver shillings.

**Sir Honkers** · April 24th, 2018, 12:01 AM

Granted. Having taken The Queen's Shilling, you are now a Royal Marine and your first assignment is aboard the HMS Erebus in it's doomed search for the Northwest Passage.

I wish to be the only passenger aboard a luxury liner crewed by a bevy of beautiful blonde, brunette and red-haired twenty-five year women, whose only duty, apart fom the safe running of the ship, is to cater to my slightest whim.

April 23rd, 2018, 09:56 PM	#3579
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,677 Thanked 49,168 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. A 380 pound farm girl from Iowa named Myrna sits on your face. She's blond, and also very dirty, since her weight means she hasn't been able to properly scrub her naughty bits for the last 4 years. One snort of her pussy curd and your brain promptly dies from septic shock. I wish for a 55 gallon drum full of English silver shillings. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

April 15th, 2018, 05:42 PM	#3572
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts	Granted... But you fall down Over the hills and far away. You meet Robert Plant who asks you to sing no quarter. As you can't remind the paroles, you are disintegrated with his power flower laser. I wish I could take the forever train.

April 15th, 2018, 11:11 PM	#3575
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,436 Thanks: 287,480 Thanked 387,121 Times in 30,392 Posts	Granted. Your grey matter ends up next to @llatse@'s....splattered over a Travel British Rail billboard. I wish for a porn movie with an interesting plot.

April 16th, 2018, 05:23 PM	#3576
Abbie Hunt Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 24 Thanks: 4,864 Thanked 220 Times in 24 Posts	Wish granted. The next porn movie you see has a great plot. Unfortunately, it stars Rosanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Moore, and Steve Buscemi. The resulting brain brain fever causes you to swear off porn forever and join the Hillsboro Baptist Church. I wish my dog would stop barking like a lunatic at passing cars.

April 24th, 2018, 12:01 AM	#3580
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,436 Thanks: 287,480 Thanked 387,121 Times in 30,392 Posts	Granted. Having taken The Queen's Shilling, you are now a Royal Marine and your first assignment is aboard the HMS Erebus in it's doomed search for the Northwest Passage. I wish to be the only passenger aboard a luxury liner crewed by a bevy of beautiful blonde, brunette and red-haired twenty-five year women, whose only duty, apart fom the safe running of the ship, is to cater to my slightest whim.