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Old July 27th, 2017, 02:24 PM   #12551
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My hot lesbian neighbours got me Rolex for my birthday. It's very nice but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch".
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Old July 27th, 2017, 02:26 PM   #12552
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My wife said that a bloke from Autoglass came round and injected special resin into her crack. I'm not normally suspicious, but she hasn't got a car
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Old July 27th, 2017, 02:28 PM   #12553
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I booked an Asian escort last night but she arrived 3 hours late. She loved me wrong time.
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Old July 28th, 2017, 10:40 AM   #12555
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I was asked to leave the local swimming pool today because I was wearing a tight pair of budgie smugglers and the life guard noticed the rather large bulge in my trunks and said it might upset some of the other swimmers.

I pointed out another guy with similar trunks & asked why he was not asked to leave.
They replied "because he hasn't shit himself".
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I was walking past Ladbrokes the other day and in the window it said "Open Sunday: 11-2".

I thought, I'll have a tenner on that, after all they've been open the last three weekends.
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Old July 28th, 2017, 01:49 PM   #12557
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Old July 28th, 2017, 02:05 PM   #12558
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