Star Wars funnies - Page 64

**ghost2509** · May 8th, 2017, 07:38 AM

Star Wars Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base - SNL

Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) goes undercover as Matt, a radar technician, at Starkiller Base.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE

**ruffroundedges** · May 8th, 2017, 05:02 PM

**ghost2509** · May 30th, 2017, 08:25 PM

In NYC Star Wars tops Star Trek for dog names

cnet.com
Amanda Kooser
May 09, 2017

Want your dog to stand out from the crowd of New York City pooches? Don't name it Bella or Max. You can also skip Coco, Lola, Rocky, Charlie, Princess and Lucky. The New York City Health Department is offering a fascinating look at it's database of dog names collected from pooch licenses.

The interactive map lets you explore with your mouse or search for specific names. Larger bubbles stand for more popular names. You also get to see exactly how many licensed pups sport a particular moniker.

There are 1,195 dogs named Bella and 1,153 named Max. But the weird, obscure and funny names interest me most. A random cruise through the data shows there are three pups named Froggy, three named Koala and two named Elephant.

Let's head into some geekier territory. There are no licensed dogs named Darth, but 19 NYC canines sport the name Vader. Fortunately, there are 99 Lukes, a single Skywalker and 28 pups named Leia available to battle the forces of the doggy dark side.

Star Trek doesn't fare quiet as well, with just seven dogs named Spock, one Kirk, one Picard, two Rikers and one Chekov. That's still enough pooches to crew a shuttlecraft.
If you haven't gotten your fill of dog-name data, then you can also check out the citys unique dog names map which shows unusual names that are more popular in a specific neighborhood compared to city-wide. There's an area in The Bronx where "Bubbles" is popular.

These data sets might inspire you to spend a little more time coming up with your puppy's name, whether or not you live in New York City.

**ruffroundedges** · May 31st, 2017, 04:34 AM

**ruffroundedges** · May 31st, 2017, 04:36 AM

**Mal Hombre** · July 7th, 2017, 03:38 PM

**ghost2509** · July 7th, 2017, 07:56 PM

Man Arrested After Star Wars vs Star Trek Feud Became an Actual Fight

gizmodo.com
Beth Elderkin
July 7, 2017

Star Wars versus Star Trek is a decades-long conflict that stretches across the galaxy, turning brother against brother, tearing lifelong friendships apart. In one case, it nearly turned lethal.

Jerome Whyte, 23, was arrested last week in Oklahoma after a heated debate about Star Wars and Star Trek turned into real assault. According to Oklahoma City police, Whyte and his friend were hanging out in an apartment when the pair started chatting about which series was better. The friend, clearly flustered, told Whyte “You’re just a trick” before walking back to his room.

Whyte then reportedly followed his friend back to his room and shoved him to the ground. After a quick back-and-forth between the two of them, Whyte wrapped his arm around the guy’s neck and started choking him. As the man was about to pass out, he pulled out a pocket knife, leading Whyte to let go. Whyte was arrested for assault and battery, as well as other unrelated charges.

Sadly, it’s not clear which series each side was in favor or, nor what form—original shows and films, reboots, or expanded universe for either of the series’ complex worlds—they preferred. In any case, at least a random stranger didn’t enter the apartment uninvited to argue for Stargate: Atlantis. That could’ve turned deadly.

MaxJoker · July 8th, 2017, 08:19 AM

Course she only looked that good thanks to make up and crafty studio lighting

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2017, 01:48 PM

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ghost2509 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 962 Thanks: 7,527 Thanked 11,419 Times in 943 Posts	Star Wars Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base - SNL Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) goes undercover as Matt, a radar technician, at Starkiller Base. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE

May 30th, 2017, 08:25 PM	#634
ghost2509 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 962 Thanks: 7,527 Thanked 11,419 Times in 943 Posts	In NYC Star Wars tops Star Trek for dog names cnet.com Amanda Kooser May 09, 2017 Want your dog to stand out from the crowd of New York City pooches? Don't name it Bella or Max. You can also skip Coco, Lola, Rocky, Charlie, Princess and Lucky. The New York City Health Department is offering a fascinating look at it's database of dog names collected from pooch licenses. The interactive map lets you explore with your mouse or search for specific names. Larger bubbles stand for more popular names. You also get to see exactly how many licensed pups sport a particular moniker. There are 1,195 dogs named Bella and 1,153 named Max. But the weird, obscure and funny names interest me most. A random cruise through the data shows there are three pups named Froggy, three named Koala and two named Elephant. Let's head into some geekier territory. There are no licensed dogs named Darth, but 19 NYC canines sport the name Vader. Fortunately, there are 99 Lukes, a single Skywalker and 28 pups named Leia available to battle the forces of the doggy dark side. Star Trek doesn't fare quiet as well, with just seven dogs named Spock, one Kirk, one Picard, two Rikers and one Chekov. That's still enough pooches to crew a shuttlecraft. If you haven't gotten your fill of dog-name data, then you can also check out the citys unique dog names map which shows unusual names that are more popular in a specific neighborhood compared to city-wide. There's an area in The Bronx where "Bubbles" is popular. These data sets might inspire you to spend a little more time coming up with your puppy's name, whether or not you live in New York City.

July 7th, 2017, 07:56 PM	#638
ghost2509 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 962 Thanks: 7,527 Thanked 11,419 Times in 943 Posts	*Man Arrested After Star Wars vs Star Trek* Feud Became an Actual Fight** gizmodo.com Beth Elderkin July 7, 2017 Star Wars versus Star Trek is a decades-long conflict that stretches across the galaxy, turning brother against brother, tearing lifelong friendships apart. In one case, it nearly turned lethal. Jerome Whyte, 23, was arrested last week in Oklahoma after a heated debate about Star Wars and Star Trek turned into real assault. According to Oklahoma City police, Whyte and his friend were hanging out in an apartment when the pair started chatting about which series was better. The friend, clearly flustered, told Whyte “You’re just a trick” before walking back to his room. Whyte then reportedly followed his friend back to his room and shoved him to the ground. After a quick back-and-forth between the two of them, Whyte wrapped his arm around the guy’s neck and started choking him. As the man was about to pass out, he pulled out a pocket knife, leading Whyte to let go. Whyte was arrested for assault and battery, as well as other unrelated charges. Sadly, it’s not clear which series each side was in favor or, nor what form—original shows and films, reboots, or expanded universe for either of the series’ complex worlds—they preferred. In any case, at least a random stranger didn’t enter the apartment uninvited to argue for Stargate: Atlantis. That could’ve turned deadly.

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