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November 19th, 2018, 02:22 PM | #14041 |
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I didn't understand the last part Pud but I think I get what they are trying to do.Lets just hope they don't try to help anything else or they'll screw it up too.
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November 19th, 2018, 03:15 PM | #14042 |
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November 21st, 2018, 12:13 PM | #14043 |
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November 22nd, 2018, 09:14 PM | #14044 |
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Two kids are in a hospital each lying on a stretcher next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "what are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up, they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?" The first kid says, "a circumcision." The second kid replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year." |
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November 22nd, 2018, 11:52 PM | #14045 |
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole! "Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"
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November 23rd, 2018, 08:48 PM | #14046 |
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A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man. The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed "Who wrote this crap?"
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November 24th, 2018, 11:02 AM | #14047 |
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Me: I've got a great Knock-Knock joke. You start it.
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November 24th, 2018, 06:09 PM | #14048 |
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November 25th, 2018, 01:48 AM | #14049 |
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November 25th, 2018, 04:01 AM | #14050 |
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Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
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