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Granted.
This does become harder for you , as you loose all control of your bowel movements , develop an uncontrollable twitch and decide to convert to Islam. So find yourself unable to sit still , type properly plus are conflicted by the whole " Cor lemme see more tits / I must go face Mecca and chant like i've twisted off my nut sack " dichotomy. I wish i could flyyyyyyyyy right up ta tha sky .
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Granted. Unfortunately, the circus hasn't put your landing net up yet. This will end badly.
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Granted. Keith Batholomew Moar of no fixed abode is now your best friend , well him and his various contagious diseases and infestations . I wish i had Spiderman`s super powers !
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Granted, You now have Spiderman's powers and also His success with women...
I wish I had The Spectre's powers...
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You are The Brocken Spectre, a totally harmless shadow. I wish I got to pilot one of the interceptors out of U.F.O.
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Granted, so now Herman Cain keeps talking about his new tax plan being 6-6-6 and the Devil gets conjured up and everything goes to the proverbial hell in a handbasket. Ya happy now?
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