The corrupt a wish game - Page 67

Lurk_D · October 15th, 2011, 05:26 AM

Granted. They say it, but they don't mean it, and go on hugging trees, saving whales and protesting nukes, but now it's done to piss you off as well.

I wish for true love.

MaxJoker · October 15th, 2011, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurk_D

I wish for true love.

Granted.

You now have the devotion of failed 1970`s New York rapper True Love , he`s 62 , walks with a cane and has a one thousand dollar a day crack addiction. Plus get`s very violent if he`s not cuddled after coitus.

I wish i could play the piano like no other.

**Jeff Vader** · October 15th, 2011, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Granted.

You now have the devotion of failed 1970`s New York rapper True Love , he`s 62 , walks with a cane and has a one thousand dollar a day crack addiction. Plus get`s very violent if he`s not cuddled after coitus.

I wish i could play the piano like no other.

Granted. You now play piano like a drunken hippo wearing boxing gloves.

I wish I knew what Beethoven wanted his music to sound like,

**sweatyhat** · October 15th, 2011, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted. You now play piano like a drunken hippo wearing boxing gloves.

I wish I knew what Beethoven wanted his music to sound like,

Granted.
You are now deaf but get a feel of Beethoven's aural experience via vibrating solenoids glued to your teeth.

I wish for all men's 100 metres Olympic finalists to run said race wearing flippers on their feet.

**Jeff Vader** · October 15th, 2011, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
You are now deaf but get a feel of Beethoven's aural experience via vibrating solenoids glued to your teeth.

I wish for all men's 100 metres Olympic finalists to run said race wearing flippers on their feet.

Granted. The pole vault not requires them to carry a chicken in one hand, they have to juggle chainsaws while running the 3,000m steeplechase - all the events are now dafter than Monty Pythons Silly Olympiad.

All of them are one by Bear Grylls. He is now the greatest sportsman in the history of ever. I hope you're happy now. He celebrates by drinking his own piss.

I wish Bear Grylls would take on Survivorman and the winner gets to eat the loser.

**luddite** · October 15th, 2011, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

I wish Bear Grylls would take on Survivorman and the winner gets to eat the loser.

Granted. I googled "the loser". Your photo came up. Bear Grylls and Survivorman are stalking you as you read this.

I wish they get indigestion and diarrhea.

**Jeff Vader** · October 15th, 2011, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. I googled "the loser". Your photo came up. Bear Grylls and Survivorman are stalking you as you read this.

I wish they get indigestion and diarrhea.

Granted. I'm a bitter, bitter man...

As dessert they come and eat you as in relative terms you're much 'sweeter' than I am. Or Was.

I wish that there was integrity in politics, even just a few of them.

**sweatyhat** · October 15th, 2011, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted. I'm a bitter, bitter man...

As dessert they come and eat you as in relative terms you're much 'sweeter' than I am. Or Was.

I wish that there was integrity in politics, even just a few of them.

Granted.
The halcyon days have returned.
Now we have Harvey Proctor, Jeffrey Archer and John Stonehouse.

I wish every male British MP had to be naked from the waist down and connected to an electro-ejaculation device and polygraph when in the house of commons. They must stand to speak and if a lie is detected, they're forced to cum. But not in my direction.

**tygrkhat40** · October 16th, 2011, 12:58 AM

As you wish. However, the electrical stimulation on the ejaculate creates horrible, hideous homunculi that do nothing but repeat what their creators say turing the House of Commons into a small subdivision of Hell.

I wish to maintain an erection and ejaculate like Peter North.

**sweatyhat** · October 16th, 2011, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

As you wish. However, the electrical stimulation on the ejaculate creates horrible, hideous homunculi that do nothing but repeat what their creators say turing the House of Commons into a small subdivision of Hell.

I wish to maintain an erection and ejaculate like Peter North.

Granted.
Now you wear diapers as you've no control as to where and when it happens.

I wish Mr McHenry and Zebedee traded places.

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October 15th, 2011, 05:26 AM	#661
Lurk_D Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 489 Thanks: 22 Thanked 3,914 Times in 467 Posts	Granted. They say it, but they don't mean it, and go on hugging trees, saving whales and protesting nukes, but now it's done to piss you off as well. I wish for true love.