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Old April 7th, 2018, 03:01 PM   #3611
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Here you go Silklover! 👍



I wish me a girl in a coma...
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Old May 30th, 2018, 08:55 PM   #3612
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I hope Sleeping Beauty will do.

All the other comatose girls I could find had tubes coming out of them.


I wish me a mynxy redhead with pouty lips wearing a miniskirt.
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I wish me a mynxy redhead with pouty lips wearing a miniskirt.
Could you get anymore red or pouty than Alexia Silvers?



I wish me a hairy blonde bush with brown eyes..TIA
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Old August 20th, 2018, 07:12 PM   #3614
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Here you go, Traci Topps



I wish me a girl, who was huge star in the 80s.
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Old August 20th, 2018, 08:26 PM   #3615
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A huge star or a fighter for a reasonable legislation and movie star? You could be the judge of that.



I wish me a Girl in White underwear, no tattoes, matching footwear, free for your choice of either boots, stilettos, pumps, open toes, sandalettos, moccasins or...
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Stephanie Laine


I wish me a page 3 girl from the eighties
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Old August 21st, 2018, 09:24 AM   #3617
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Samantha Fox

I wish me a girl...just any girl.

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Old August 21st, 2018, 06:51 PM   #3618
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If any girl, then Heather Kozar



I wish me a mature lady with nothing but glasses.
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Old August 21st, 2018, 07:22 PM   #3619
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Here You go..Careful it's a big one..I've said that before too..



I wish Me a girl Big Game Fishing..
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I wish Me a girl Big Game Fishing..

They say some do smell like fish
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