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June 6th, 2013, 07:20 PM	#21
slisse Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: BE Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 32,668 Thanked 72,544 Times in 2,481 Posts	94. I suppose you need to stand very short to the urinal? __________________ Life is short, so try to make the best of it. If any of my links isn't working, please send me a PM so I can fix it. Thank you.

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June 6th, 2013, 07:39 PM	#22
amantpoche Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,859 Thanks: 68,850 Thanked 199,698 Times in 6,832 Posts	95 . you suffering from gangrene? No, sorry, I thought he was dead

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June 6th, 2013, 07:43 PM	#23
amantpoche Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,859 Thanks: 68,850 Thanked 199,698 Times in 6,832 Posts	96 . it told me that it existed, but I had not thought until !!...

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June 6th, 2013, 11:18 PM	#24
BET Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 50 Thanks: 9,865 Thanked 1,114 Times in 49 Posts	97. Now I see why you left when the guys started playing Stud Poker.

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June 7th, 2013, 07:20 AM	#25
slisse Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: BE Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 32,668 Thanked 72,544 Times in 2,481 Posts	98. Is that the result from taking anabolic steroids? __________________ Life is short, so try to make the best of it. If any of my links isn't working, please send me a PM so I can fix it. Thank you.

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June 8th, 2013, 12:04 PM	#26
rob2509 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 3 Thanks: 8,014 Thanked 22 Times in 3 Posts	99. Oh Darling. Come back when you've got one in a man's size

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June 8th, 2013, 01:26 PM	#27
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	100 ~ Hey there Max, how isn`t it hanging. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 8th, 2013, 03:31 PM	#28
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 153,135 Times in 9,629 Posts	101. Sorry, I'm not into miniatures. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 11th, 2013, 01:12 PM	#29
slisse Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: BE Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 32,668 Thanked 72,544 Times in 2,481 Posts	102. Hide and seek will be easy for you __________________ Life is short, so try to make the best of it. If any of my links isn't working, please send me a PM so I can fix it. Thank you.

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June 11th, 2013, 03:37 PM	#30
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