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October 5th, 2018, 01:28 PM | #13911 |
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October 5th, 2018, 06:59 PM | #13912 |
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I'm pretty sure I've acquired telepathic powers. I know what you're all thinking....
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October 6th, 2018, 11:27 AM | #13913 |
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October 6th, 2018, 12:48 PM | #13914 |
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After giving my nephew an Action Man for his birthday he told me wanted a Red Indian instead ,
Been trying to put a brave face on it ever since .
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October 6th, 2018, 01:11 PM | #13915 |
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I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance."
Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought, "fc...k it. I could win that!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two sperms are having a race, one sperm says, "My arms are killing me with all this swimming, are we near the womb?" The second sperm says, "Not for a long time yet, we've only just gone past her tonsils!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three friends--two straight guys and a gay guy-and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and the next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously. "It doesn't look good, Dick" |
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October 6th, 2018, 09:59 PM | #13916 |
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October 7th, 2018, 02:22 AM | #13917 |
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October 7th, 2018, 03:46 AM | #13918 |
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October 7th, 2018, 11:36 PM | #13919 |
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October 8th, 2018, 03:00 PM | #13920 |
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Bumped into the Mother-In-Law yesterday at the supermarket which was quite a shock as last week we buried her in the garden!
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