Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell.

[AmateurEmale]

Q. What's worse than Donald Trump saying Pocahontas?

A. Donald Trump saying S--C because he hates Latinos.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Just my opinion, but this joke and the one before should be on the Corny Joke thread. Their not twisted enough.

Indeed. See what we're wanting here are jokes libel to get you condemned or arrested if shouted out in public . Let alone what would happen if were posted on such sanctimonious shit sites as Twitter.

Originally Posted by trailmaster

MaxJoker has gotten very serious about this and has actually deleted jokes that did not follow the standards.

No I only get serious while awaiting my annual HIV test.
Course already know the result.
Just like getting positive news is all

Nope that was Santeeeee who went serious.
Last year.
For truthies.
I`d mentioned the rules (Since as you rightly say the jokes being posted here were getting so corny you could have buttered them) and then he went off on a post killing spree.
Uh huh it`s loyalty to duty that like which would have made his SS Gruppenführer Great Great Great Auntie HannahFats proud

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Because your a supermod he would never delete yours, If I were a mod I would!!!

When you`re right you`re right.
Plus have a rule (Do my best to stick to) that I never to interfere with a post that`s already been checked.
It`s also bloody difficult removing a friends post

Also thanking one of AmateurEmale , given he`s a follower of Greenman`s non-thanking teachings

Maybe I`m being too harsh in insisting all jokes are either sick or twisted
Yet If I can manage it cann`eee everybody else
Since a cringing joke is best placed in the corny thread

Anyway , sickly onwards and twistily upwards

Don't understand why Islam requires girls begin covering themselves up at the age of puberty to protect their modesty ? ,

By that time most Muslim men will have lost interest anyway.

Donated an organ to my nextdoor neighbour`s dying four year old daughter yesterday,

Although granted some judgemental people like to call it rape.

My wife took a photo of our mongoloid infant son then asked me where the best place would be to put it ,

Supposedly "In the bin with a plastic bag taped over it`s head" wasn't the answer she was expecting.

[Arturo2nd]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I saw this Mexican bloke walking down the street with a TV and I thought
"Wow, that looks just like mine."

But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Just my opinion, but this joke and the one before should be on the Corny Joke thread. Their not twisted enough. MaxJoker has gotten very serious about this and has actually deleted jokes that did not follow the standards. Because your a supermod he would never delete yours, If I were a mod I would!!!

Besides, everyone knows Mexicans don't shine shoes, that's a n*gg*r franchise.

The Mexicans do landscaping and yard work.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Brian249x

Besides, everyone knows Mexicans don't shine shoes, that's a n*gg*r franchise.

The Mexicans do landscaping and yard work.

See TM, where my joke I sort of found is leading

All good things start small

[trailmaster]

What starts out all well and good, but then becomes an awful bloody mess?

Ten Jihadist terrorists caught by MI6, transported back to England. They have their hands tied behind them to a wooden post and volunteeers are continually sticking bayonets into various parts of their bodies, until while screaming and blood spurting all over them and the post and the ground they finally die. They are then decapitated and buried in a waste dump. Goodbye you fc......ers!

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Anyway , sickly onwards and twistily upwards

Consider it done

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Consider it done

Fellow Forum Fella`s we have a twisted and sick joke thread King

Or is he

What cheers up starving African children most about their parents dying of AIDS ? ,

No set bedtime.

[Estreeter]

I didn't know which of these 2 to post , so I did both

[MaxJoker]

Did you know a freshly new born baby can see and hear everything for the first ten seconds ,

After it`s decapitated.


How do you crucify a Jewish spastic ? ,

On a Swastika.

[MaxJoker]

Went on a blind date yesterday with a woman who turned to be a burn victim ,

By the end of the night .