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Old January 28th, 2014, 03:25 PM   #81
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What kind of food is this She seems to have a nice appetite
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Old February 5th, 2014, 06:49 PM   #82
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What kind of food is this She seems to have a nice appetite
I spot a banana in there. Or in other words: She didn't order this herself. Whoever ordered that for her knew exactly what he was doing.
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I'll go out on a limb and suggest that all this:

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Who doesn't watch sports, has no interest in clubbing, doesn't drink, cares about the environment, is prepared to start as friends first to see where it goes...
is code for "stay home guy and make me go off like a frog in a sock".

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off the wall sarcastic sense of humour.
going by your posts in "101 things..." you're plum for the job, just leave the chainsaw in the boot but topped with petrol, just in case...
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I spot a banana in there...
...looking very much like an afterthought or as one locally esteemed commentator would describe "a dangerous floater".
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Hey fellow beloved fellow members, want to see a woman who claims to be training to become a lawyer (No I`m not joking) on her OkCupid profile.

But uploads these



and then writes if somebody has a question to ask, yes just to do so, as she`ll be "Up front" honest

Huh huh, I know , a woman being honest

Then again, it could happen

Mind you she didn't seem overly impressed when I asked about her PIN numbers

Heeey, she did say to ask anything
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Hey fellow beloved fellow members, want to see a woman who claims to be training to become a lawyer (No I`m not joking) on her OkCupid profile.
What a find MaxJoker. Looks like the outside photos were taken on day-release and as for the lawyer studies, her prison "mama" told her that attorneys spend all day at the "bar".
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This is either a photo for a limb donation or I've got nothing. Any ideas?
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This is either a photo for a limb donation or I've got nothing. Any ideas?

You've totally missed the point........

Being a lady, this is her polite way of letting you know that she just wants to 'get her leg over'!
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You've totally missed the point........
Being a lady, this is her polite way of letting you know that she just wants to 'get her leg over'!
The "leg over" bit makes sense, but that's a galactic leap to "lady" when we haven't seen the birth certificate. I'll put my left one on a "he" and the honorable member, MaxJoker, may well be advised to look out for scrotage.

(...unless, you meant "lady" as in "I'm a lady!" - Lucas and Walliams style.)
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