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Old March 24th, 2014, 05:44 PM   #91
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I agree. I bet god's lovely sun is shining right out of her bum so we just don't see it while we are judging her. Anyway, she totally fits in this awesome new thread.
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I'm a bit slow with all these womans signals etc., I have to admit. However, I think she is trying to tell us that play your cards right and one day 'all this could be yours'!






Think I'll pass thankyou.

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Old April 1st, 2014, 01:22 PM   #94
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Donīt know why she is still single

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Think I'll pass thankyou.

Your loss mate,

Eagle eyed me spied that unopened jar of pickles by her leg.

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Those dating sites and whatnot.. They're full of descriptions like , down too earth, outgoing, caring, warm, honest... So, here's me being honest.... She single because she's, err, not pretty, not real good looking, unpleasant too the eye, the opposite of appealing, ghastly .... but I'm sure she has a sense of humor too go out looking like that But I'd take her out
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Stumbled across this bird..



First I thought, well let's see if she airs her jewels. But..



Text: "Why am I suddenly posting a lot of selfies? Because its assesment period at uni. I also wanted to show off my leg hair. I love my fur."

AND..



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Listed in the her profile "demure"

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Big Grin Three women (???) with no self awareness.

Bachelorette number one (Let`s call her Fuzzy) will only speak to men with photos (Hey I've now got this one of her, does that count).



Bachelorette number two (Let`s call her Fuzzier) also isn't interested in being contacted by anyone without a photo, unless that is they`re Daniel Craig (Hah dee hoh har Zzzzzz).



Whereas number three (Or a true number two if you prefer) claims what people notice about her first is the smile and her terrific sense of humour.



So naturally every picture shows her stony faced. While her profile is about as funny as a school bus of screaming blind orphans sliding into a live volcano.
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