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The reason TM is often too cold...and then too hot is that he is, in fact, a James Bond villain. Half the year in his lair under the Arctic ocean and half the year in the caldera of a volcano. |
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September 28th, 2017, 01:38 PM | #32 |
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ball7 puts a cucumber in his pants when going out to meet some ladies on Saturday night. He also sucks in his belly until his face turns red. When the ladies ask him why his face is so red, ball7 claims it's a tan.
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It is a tan.
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September 28th, 2017, 04:17 PM | #34 |
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Greenman is the ex-husband of Nigella Lawson. He divorced her after two weeks when he realized that his marriage could become too expensive because Nigella eats more than he's willing to pay for: twice a day.
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MaxJoker really isn't funny he gets all his jokes and ideas TM and GM.
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Santee hates bananas and jungle sounds
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Santeefats is well known animal trainer - who used to blank his animals, mostly the females.
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Hertz claims to be a friend of Dorothy - to be honest he has been seen holding hands with the Wicked WItch
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