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October 6th, 2017, 01:28 AM	#141
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,145 Times in 10,453 Posts	ball7 descended into the Mariana Trench. He dropped his cell phone.

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October 6th, 2017, 08:30 AM	#142
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,593 Times in 60,391 Posts	Hertz is Queen Elizabeth's private physician and inspects her butt every day if she's done anal __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 6th, 2017, 11:48 AM

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Hertz is Queen Elizabeth's private physician and inspects her butt every day if she's done anal

As in "Oooh! That Hertz!"

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October 6th, 2017, 11:56 AM	#144
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,191 Times in 15,752 Posts	Bloke57 always looks on the bright side of life - He is now blind.

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October 6th, 2017, 12:20 PM	#145
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,593 Times in 60,391 Posts	rotobott vacuums Greenmans attic, for free __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 6th, 2017, 01:06 PM	#146
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October 6th, 2017, 02:14 PM	#147
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,191 Times in 15,752 Posts	Greenman is a "friend" from work.

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October 6th, 2017, 02:24 PM	#148
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,145 Times in 10,453 Posts	Estreeter owns a restaurant dedicated to vegan food. In Hobart.

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October 6th, 2017, 02:39 PM

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dedicated to vegan food.

That he spits in as he hands it to his waitress, Brecht, who then serves it to real smart patrons

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October 6th, 2017, 02:40 PM	#150
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