Women jokes - Page 2

MaxJoker · October 21st, 2008, 09:13 AM

I knew it

**mjefferys1** · October 22nd, 2008, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Four stages again

Well i found it funny

Obviously in the black and white days they needed more than 4 stages:

Thanks to Schreibikus for Sophie (a whole movie in 9 shots).

Snake_Phone · October 22nd, 2008, 07:12 AM

What's the difference between a blond and a refrigerator?
A Refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you drop a load in it.

MaxJoker · December 4th, 2008, 12:03 AM

Women , you just gotta love em

Otherwise they explode

MaxJoker · December 5th, 2008, 09:55 AM

Never forget that a woman made the first ever decision , or the result of it !!!

See how happy she looks , that`s because it`s her natural environment

Fair treatment is firm treatment

Now i`m not saying a womans place is in the home , but i do think one week every month a home should be available to put women in !

**Leprechaun** · December 5th, 2008, 11:33 AM

No no, I don't have this prejudice about women and parking!

I only say that you can see strangely parked cars here ... and women...

MaxJoker · December 5th, 2008, 12:55 PM

True true , and who`s being prejudiced anyway ?. We`re just posting a few harmless images of a few harmful (When behind the wheel) women.

Potatoe · December 7th, 2008, 06:08 AM

a blonde starts work as trainee car MOT tester.
on the 1st morning the boss says 'right let's start with the easiest task - we'll check the indicator lights are working'.
he stands her behind the car, sits in and turns them on..... 'they working?'
'yes...no...yes...no...yes___________'

MaxJoker · December 17th, 2008, 11:30 PM

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altar boy.

Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
A: She was a woman

Q: What's a homeless woman use for a vibrator?
A: Two flies in a bottle.

Q: What do you do when your womans watch breaks?
A: Nothing there's a clock on the stove.

Q: How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex ?
A: Call her on the phone.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.

Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity ?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing ma cigarettes.

Q: Why is it so hard for Irish women to get pregnant ?
A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself.

Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself ?
A: You would too if you were named Maaauuurraaagggghhh!

Q: Why do German girls only do it doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.

Q: Whats the difference between a Blonde and a mosquito ?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Q: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?
A: Hit her.

adzart · December 18th, 2008, 08:18 PM

Seeing as the skull of green is givin it large to the no cock brigade, I'll just add a snippet of my artwork....I MAY have been having a bad day with a girlfiend......

October 21st, 2008, 09:13 AM	#11
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	I knew it __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 4th, 2008, 12:03 AM	#14
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Women , you just gotta love em Otherwise they explode __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 5th, 2008, 09:55 AM	#15
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never forget that a woman made the first ever decision , or the result of it !!! See how happy she looks , that`s because it`s her natural environment Fair treatment is firm treatment Now i`m not saying a womans place is in the home , but i do think one week every month a home should be available to put women in ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MaxJoker; December 5th, 2008 at 12:48 PM.. Reason: Preachers don`t need them

December 5th, 2008, 12:55 PM	#17
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	True true , and who`s being prejudiced anyway ?. We`re just posting a few harmless images of a few harmful (When behind the wheel) women. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 7th, 2008, 06:08 AM	#18
Potatoe Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 101 Thanks: 4,790 Thanked 4,248 Times in 103 Posts	a blonde starts work as trainee car MOT tester. on the 1st morning the boss says 'right let's start with the easiest task - we'll check the indicator lights are working'. he stands her behind the car, sits in and turns them on..... 'they working?' 'yes...no...yes...no...yes___________' __________________ "Cheddar?" "Not much call for it round here sir"

October 22nd, 2008, 07:12 AM	#13
Snake_Phone Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9 Thanks: 5 Thanked 51 Times in 8 Posts	What's the difference between a blond and a refrigerator? A Refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it. What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you drop a load in it.

December 5th, 2008, 11:33 AM	#16
Leprechaun Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 5,013 Thanks: 23,651 Thanked 77,921 Times in 4,988 Posts	No no, I don't have this prejudice about women and parking! I only say that you can see strangely parked cars here ... and women...

December 17th, 2008, 11:30 PM	#19
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up like an altar boy. Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb. Q: Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? A: She was a woman Q: What's a homeless woman use for a vibrator? A: Two flies in a bottle. Q: What do you do when your womans watch breaks? A: Nothing there's a clock on the stove. Q: How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex ? A: Call her on the phone. Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: A rape victim. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A: They both drip when they're fucked. Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity ? A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing ma cigarettes. Q: Why is it so hard for Irish women to get pregnant ? A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself. Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself ? A: You would too if you were named Maaauuurraaagggghhh! Q: Why do German girls only do it doggy style? A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time. Q: Whats the difference between a Blonde and a mosquito ? A: One stops sucking when you slap it. Q: What is a redneck virgin? A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers. Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work? A: Hit her. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 18th, 2008, 08:18 PM	#20
adzart Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: SpankingLand Posts: 121 Thanks: 449 Thanked 2,153 Times in 105 Posts	My TWO PENNETH on WOMEN for what its worth. Seeing as the skull of green is givin it large to the no cock brigade, I'll just add a snippet of my artwork....I MAY have been having a bad day with a girlfiend...... __________________ *2021 Revived! Updates To Follow!*

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