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Old May 30th, 2017, 11:19 AM   #811
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Liked or wanted snow
Been told I have that shining glow

Been to Chicago But there's time
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Old May 30th, 2017, 01:30 PM   #812
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Jumped off a building

Been to the Opera

Eaten a Chilli Dog
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Old June 6th, 2017, 01:04 PM   #813
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Never have I ever......

Started a riot
Told Mrs E to be quiet
Been on a low fat diet
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Old June 7th, 2017, 08:21 PM   #814
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Never have I ever...
Had Key Lime Pie......until this week ..yeaaah
Had Hop House 13.....until last night..double yeahhh
Had a date with an English Woman.....until 3 hrs ago....she didnt turn up
Had a date with an English Woman.....EVER
Or
Into a lime pie I bit
Hop House 13 in my mit
No tit off a Brit
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Old June 7th, 2017, 08:36 PM   #815
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Never have I ever......

Started a riot
Told Mrs E to be quiet
Been on a low fat diet
How about been told by Mrs E to be quiet?


Never have I ever been mean to a animal.
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Old June 24th, 2017, 02:40 PM   #818
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Never have I ever......

Raised a hand to my spouse
Eaten a mouse
Locked myself outta the house ...... until today motherfucker dumb door thing
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Never have I eaten a mouse nor raised a hand to My spouse, Even when She locked Me out of the house..
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Never have I ever written a bucket list
pranced about with a floppy wrist
locked myself out when pissed
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