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Old December 30th, 2015, 02:22 PM   #31
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Let's see, we'll start with the Ninjaturtle soup...



Should I have the Mal Hamburger or the sandwichhunter?



And I'll wash it down with a tygrkhat40 ounce...


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Old December 30th, 2015, 02:40 PM   #32
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And finish Off With a bar of tygrkitkhat...
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Old December 31st, 2015, 01:20 PM   #33
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..and some Miss80sCorn.

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Old January 2nd, 2016, 08:19 PM   #34
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Old January 2nd, 2016, 08:24 PM   #35
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Old January 3rd, 2016, 10:02 AM   #36
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I'm trying to watch my calorie intake after the Holiday season

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High consumption of calories are mandatory for all VEF members when logged on and off

So......Here have not one but three

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Old January 18th, 2016, 10:40 AM   #37
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