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March 20th, 2013, 09:18 PM | #1 |
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The Smelly Bundle Diaries (moved from Things Noticeable by request)
Daughter arrived with creature, unable to move, spends its life crying, eating, making noises from the rear end that would get you and me accused of being disgusting old men, Smelly about thirty inches long.
The effect this bundle has on otherwise sensible and intelligent women, of all ages, is to turn them into quivering maniacs, with oohs and ahhs, and stupid high pitched noises, actually my eight month old Grandson does make me feel a bit awwwwwwww when he gives me that blue eyed smile, oh well perhaps I too am a quivering maniac in the making! Last edited by rupertramjet; April 20th, 2013 at 10:04 AM.. |
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March 23rd, 2013, 04:31 PM | #2 | |
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It seems to like the dog, and pulls its ears, tail and the dog walks off with that look only a dog can give, I was left with it for the afternoon while Mrs R and D went shopping, as it had not expired when they got back, I assume I will be left with it again in future, but I noticed, whilst it got hello and silly noises I was ignored completely! Last edited by rupertramjet; March 23rd, 2013 at 10:29 PM.. |
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March 23rd, 2013, 05:04 PM | #3 |
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March 24th, 2013, 11:04 AM | #4 |
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Smelly bundle update, renaming the thing Yoda, has not had a calming influence on the females in the Ramjet house, they seem to find it offensive, but it looks like Yoda, without the ears I admit.
But the advantage is that I can now go into my study, without interruption! |
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March 25th, 2013, 10:44 PM | #5 |
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Smelly bundle update
It now appears to have sharp bits somewhere on the uncovered end! Pressurized by Mrs R to wipe it, I did so only to feel an excruciating pain in the pinkie of the hand that was doing the wiping, Mrs R being present prevented the normal retaliation to being bitten by a crawlie thing, and I did not stamp on it! |
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March 27th, 2013, 07:36 PM | #6 |
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Smelly Bundle Update
The bundle was left again with me this evening, seems pointless getting home from work early really! I was asked to fill it up, so I took it into the kitchen, got out the fuel and sat it in a strap in seat. Got a spoon, filled with fuel and aimed it at the bundle, a huge chasm opened and I piled the fuel in, I got braver as it disappeared and decided to see how much I could shovel in at once. I ran out of fuel before I found out the answer! |
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March 28th, 2013, 04:47 PM | #7 |
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Smelly Bundle Update
Request for information. I recall when the Ramjetettes where smelly bundles, the various Mrs Rs put them away, switched them off and gave a degree of peace at various times of the day, they would then go and take them out, switch them back on and they would zoom about until batteries (or powerpacks) exhausted they would be put away until the morn! My question is fellow members, are the current production run operated only by remote control, like modern TVs? If so where the hell is it, manual appears lost, is there an on off switch? Why does its battery always seem to go flat when I am holding it, as gentlemen of a certain age we are all aware of the need to attend to our own bladders. |
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March 28th, 2013, 06:46 PM | #8 | |
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A Smelly Bundle operating manual does exist http://www.amazon.co.uk/Barbara-Wood...4499809&sr=1-7 An alternative: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Manual-...4499969&sr=8-1 |
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March 28th, 2013, 08:02 PM | #9 | |
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March 29th, 2013, 06:27 PM | #10 |
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Smelly Bundle Update
Today has been a fairly quiet day, the bundle was escorted off the premises, early by its handler. Mrs R and I went off to do the shopping for Easter, it is apparently to small for Easter Eggs, so the rather nice Thorntons one I had been eying, remained on the shelves. Sadly it has now returned along with its more mobile and slightly older cousin, so a quiet Easter ids never going to happen! |
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