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October 27th, 2018, 02:53 PM	#2731
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,455 Times in 36,682 Posts	4969: You choke easily just sucking on a popsicle, so I guess a blowjob would be out of the question! __________________

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October 27th, 2018, 04:14 PM	#2732
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	No can't believe she then went into such meltdown hysterics either. Bah and on our honeymoon too. Women. They`re so flighty 4970 ~ After this , do you mind if I break up with you ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 30th, 2018, 02:20 PM	#2733
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,971 Times in 60,346 Posts	4971 You actually want to fuck in the sleeping cabin of a truck but won't you exceed the trucks load limit __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 31st, 2018, 06:15 AM	#2734
dabsy7 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 161 Thanks: 674 Thanked 841 Times in 129 Posts	Both your sister and your mother can deepthroat better than you

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October 31st, 2018, 02:22 PM	#2735
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,971 Times in 60,346 Posts	4973 I like cumming all over guts even though I hate your guts __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 31st, 2018, 06:43 PM	#2736
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	#4974 That faint humming sound you can hear is nothing to worry about..........just the tiny motors of the four hidden video camera's.

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November 3rd, 2018, 11:45 PM	#2737
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,455 Times in 36,682 Posts	4975: Having your mother come live with us is the best idea you've had in a long time! Now I don't have to drive clear across town anymore to shag her while you're at work! __________________

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November 9th, 2018, 11:45 AM	#2738
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,971 Times in 60,346 Posts	4976 A bit of Moet Champagne, some Hennessy Cognac, some 18 year old Jameson Whiskey, See, class I ain't just gonna drink cheap beer to piss on ya __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 9th, 2018, 03:41 PM	#2739
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Can you believe the bitch had the temerity to then complain. Geez , the tray wasn't that hot 4977 ~ Let`s do it doggy style darling , as tired of holding my TV dinner __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 10th, 2018, 09:27 AM	#2740
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,971 Times in 60,346 Posts	4978 Having sex with you is great It's a great source of material for stand up comedy __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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