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Glen Quagmire was walking home one evening and he saw three lovely big breasted women struggling with their grocery bags. Two of the bags ripped open and Glen rushed to their aid. He helped the women with their bags and they generously asked him to come home with them for dinner. After dinner they were so in love with the way Glen looked that they tore his clothes off, picked him up and rushed into their bedroom. When their brassiers came off Glen was goggled eyed at their huge flabby breasts with perfect thumb sized nipples. He was loving those breasts all night, and that's how Glen became a big breast lover! |
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Lagerlout is a very ordinary kind of guy. He has never been involved in a fight, never gotten drunk, never kissed a person of the same sex, never lied to his wife and never ever lived life.
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October 20th, 2017, 07:34 AM | #534 |
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ball7 obviously isn't very bright, they got 4/5 wrong
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Plastic Tiffani is the most gay person you will ever meet.
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ball7 makes his living from starring in Gay Porn
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Hertz likes women to be short and sweet.
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SanteeFats so named because he is from Santee, California and weighs 800 pounds. |
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wimbo77 so named because he has 76 sisters. He was the only boy in the family. The family lived in a large mansion with 35 rooms(mostly bedrooms for the children filled with bunk beds where 3 kids could sleep in each bed). wimbo77's room was at the very top of the mansion in a large attic. He begged his parents to put him there because he could not stand the constant noise and giggling from all his sisters, and many of the floors of the mansion were littered with all the dolls his sisters played with. Meals were served in shifts because there were so many children. As soon as wimbo77 was old enough he left the house to seek fame and fortune away from as he calls it "The Mansion of Madness"! |
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