Make Your Will , So When You Die You Die Chilled !

[Brecht]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Does anybody want my collection of banned VEF members ?

Are you talking about the infamous execution list?

[MaxJoker]

Gee`s i don`t know , you buggers have got bugger all imagination apart from Lord Advocate ES.

You telling me not one of you wants to sue Greenman

Oh well , that`s what happens when you`re so damn loveable i suppose

So i`ll draw up my own will , only this one isn`t concerning my ,

Well you`ll see



" I GreenSkull attorney at law , crown court judge, barrister for my local Barista and part time road sweeper being of unsound mind do hereby bequeath the following .


My liver and kidneys to Tabler , since his are knacked and there`s no risk of rejected as we`re forum brothers.

My eyesight albeit how poor to David Cameron , so he can clearly see what a disliked unwanted hypocrite he is.

My insomnia , conscience and empathy to Tony Bliar , as i figure he`ll then kill himself within the week.


Erm , that`ll do for starters .

Signed , Be me

Witnessed by everyone who thanks .

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

You telling me not one of you wants to sue Greenman

Mate, I'll sue anyone, even A Boy Named Sue just for havin' that name, nothin' too lose.........

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Witnessed by everyone who thanks .

and if I don't win there's always a hole that can be dug out in the middle of somewhere nobody's been before and I hope the occupant has made their will that should go like this

I rat leave all my worldy goods and possessions and those of my relatives and their relatives too the friendly moderators of Vintage Erotica Forums, whom if by chance I should suddenly leave this earth would have had nothing to do with my passing

[billybunter]

Sad news, most of us will be chilled when we pop away, tag hanging from big toe. I've chosen a sea burial. That will annoy the fuckers because you have to go through loads of red tape these days to do that. Belfast Lough awaits me.

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Sad news, most of us will be chilled when we pop away, tag hanging from big toe. I've chosen a sea burial. That will annoy the fuckers because you have to go through loads of red tape these days to do that. Belfast Lough awaits me.

I guess I won't be purchasing fish food from Northern Ireland or Scotland. Who knows what will be in there.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by billybunter

Sad news, most of us will be chilled when we pop away,

That and pickled .

Originally Posted by billybunter

tag hanging from big toe.

Or hanging from something else almost as big.

Originally Posted by billybunter

I've chosen a sea burial.

I`ve chosen a space burial into the planet they sent Spock once he`d snuffed it , as he made it back again alright for the sequel didn`t he .

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I`ve chosen a space burial into the planet they sent Spock once he`d snuffed it , as he made it back again alright for the sequel didn`t he .[/B]

But they had to go through that Vulcan ritual and McCoy had to bear Spock's memories. Who's gonna bear yours? Estreeter?

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Norbert84

But they had to go through that Vulcan ritual and McCoy had to bear Spock's memories. Who's gonna bear yours? Estreeter?

I`ll take that as you volunteering , since you`re the first one to mention the mind meld

Come closer Norb there`s something i want to whisper



Oh and don`t worry as i know where i went wrong last time

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I`ll take that as you volunteering , since you`re the first one to mention the mind meld

Come closer Norb there`s something i want to whisper



Oh and don`t worry as i know where i went wrong last time

Alright. I just hope I don't end up like him:

[billybunter]

Watched the wicker man the other night. Now that IS the way to go! Just prop me up on an old wooden chair and watch me burn.