odds that any porn (soft or hard) will ever disappear - Page 2

doyle · September 10th, 2011, 10:11 PM

We'll survive, all right. After all, if an image on a piece of paper can be preserved - something not innately adaptable, then the human race should pull through.

And yes, naughty photos done by famous people are like Gollum's ring: they have a life of their own. No matter how hard they try, those damn drunken Polaroids are gonna pop up during Oscar season. And no amount of money will make them go away.

What ever happened to that film of Marilyn Monroe giving a blowjob? I read it was sold to a collector recently. And Joan Crawford (according to Kenneth Anger) made two stag films when she was working in a brothel in Chicago.

**deepsepia** · September 10th, 2011, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by doyle

What ever happened to that film of Marilyn Monroe giving a blowjob? I read it was sold to a collector recently. And Joan Crawford (according to Kenneth Anger) made two stag films when she was working in a brothel in Chicago.

Those are great stories . . . would be a great thread to collect the apocryphal porn scenes, stuff rumored but never seen.

There was a recent buzz about a purported Jimi Hendrix film -- seems not to be right.

Stuff that was film. . . well it often seems to disappear, only to turn up in dusty canisters.

This just happened with some amazing films from 1905 era, the Mitchell and kenyon collection. No one even knew these things existed.

http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/mk/

**sweatyhat** · September 13th, 2011, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by deepsepia

Even in the Stone Age, there was pr0n.

In fact, I'm going to suggest that the crazy idea that when early man discovered he could draw a bodacious babe on the wall of his cave, and that that would excite his cave-mind, that moment was the dawn of civilization.

I saw a cartoon that explained what Stonehenge was really for.
The stones framed a section of the heavens where a constellation of stars drew a pair of breasts. There was a neolithic man wanking.

banquomerc · September 14th, 2011, 11:38 PM

I bet the gals that made the 1905 pornos are completely humiliated when the films are spoken of in whispered tones at the nursing home.

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September 10th, 2011, 10:11 PM	#11
doyle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: East Coast of US Posts: 435 Thanks: 5,820 Thanked 2,754 Times in 383 Posts	We'll survive, all right. After all, if an image on a piece of paper can be preserved - something not innately adaptable, then the human race should pull through. And yes, naughty photos done by famous people are like Gollum's ring: they have a life of their own. No matter how hard they try, those damn drunken Polaroids are gonna pop up during Oscar season. And no amount of money will make them go away. What ever happened to that film of Marilyn Monroe giving a blowjob? I read it was sold to a collector recently. And Joan Crawford (according to Kenneth Anger) made two stag films when she was working in a brothel in Chicago.

September 14th, 2011, 11:38 PM	#14
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,924 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	I bet the gals that made the 1905 pornos are completely humiliated when the films are spoken of in whispered tones at the nursing home.