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Old February 9th, 2016, 09:08 PM   #1821
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Shortly after splashing down beside his wife, a long period of celibacy began for Von.
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Shortly after splashing down beside his wife, a long period of celibacy began for Von.
Wheee, this is more fun than sex
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...Or when you don't want to have sex.
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Old February 10th, 2016, 07:46 PM   #1824
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While we're at it, thought this one matches:



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Walter's rock and gangsta lifestyle, made him a babe magnet

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Shortly after this picture was taken, Walter sneezed, shot his cock off and further diminished his already dismal chance of ever having some form of sex with another person in the room.







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Come on baby shoot me a load that'll make my head explode!
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