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March 27th, 2017, 10:56 PM | #3381 | |
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And bowlinggreen learned a lesson 'bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man. I wish limited hut space meant I had to share with Maryann and Ginger. |
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March 28th, 2017, 02:32 PM | #3382 |
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You never learn loosegoose. Time travel always causes things to go horribly wrong. Your on Gilligan's Island and you have your own hut with Ginger and MaryAnn. Your bedding down for the night and Ginger and MaryAnn are getting undressed, but when they reach out for you, you run screaming out of the hut, trip over a fallen log and fall into a river where a crocodile is waiting for you. Now you know why Gilligan never made a play for them. Ginger and MaryAnn are shemales!
I wish I could control the weather. Then Chicago winters would always be mild with no snow and no temperatures below 30 degrees F. |
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March 30th, 2017, 08:40 PM | #3383 |
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Wish granted but the weather god gets confused, and the temperature never galls below 30 C, and more often is above 50 C, causing Lake Michigan to develop so many water-borne diseases that get into the reservoirs that you and all other Chicago residents who survive move to the Yukon.
I wish Donald Trump would fall out of Marine 1 on his next flight from the White House to Andrews AFB, crashing through the roof of a strip club where he is impaled on the pole. |
March 30th, 2017, 10:03 PM | #3384 | |
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I wish I could get over my puerile obsession with sex with Ginger and Maryann in their heyday. |
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March 30th, 2017, 10:42 PM | #3385 |
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Footstep.look into my eyes ,you are feeling tired .sleepy.hear my voice ...you are cured,banished from your memory.you will never think of them again...
OOPS Sorry dont know how that happened,fancy a tissue? I want to drink get pissed and in the morning never have a hangover,feel fresh as a daisy
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March 30th, 2017, 11:48 PM | #3386 |
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April 1st, 2017, 09:24 AM | #3387 |
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Granted, but Deaf Genie thought you said Adam West.....KPOW, BAM, CRASH.
I wish I could kiss the gorgeous neck of Thandie Newton which turn her on so much that she wants me as her Part Time Lover.
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April 1st, 2017, 09:47 PM | #3388 | |
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I wish that while my wife is in Hong Kong, Emma Watson would show up at our apartment wearing a slutty version of her Hogwarts school uniform. |
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April 2nd, 2017, 09:27 PM | #3389 |
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Wish granted. But you didn't give the reason for her visit.
Emma is full of man-hate because she is getting ogled all the time and having fake naked pictures of her posted on the internet. So she likes to hook up with unwary perv-admirers and give them the business. The first thing she does when she steps through the door is put her arms around you. While you are breathless with pleasure and desire, she sticks a syringe full of pentothal into you and presses the plunger home. After you are helpless and docile, Emma strips you naked and ties you face down on the kitchen table. She then proceeds to whip you bloody with a riding crop, screaming "do you want to fuck me?" with each stroke. After awhile, you pass out from the pain. But Emma isn't done. She takes a piece of heavy wire and wraps it around the top of your scrotum, and twists it REALLY tight with a big pair of pliers. Then she nails your scrotum to the tabletop with roofing nails. The last thing she does before she leaves is shove a curling iron up your asshole, plug it in and turn it on. Wait until you wake up... I wish it was 1985, and Cindy Crawford was my next door neighbor.
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April 2nd, 2017, 10:32 PM | #3390 | |
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I wish while she's in Hong Kong on a shopping trip with her friends, my wife sees nothing she thinks is worth spending money on. |
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