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Old 06-02-2016, 05:54 PM   #1
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1 How beautiful you are tonight.
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Old 06-02-2016, 05:55 PM   #2
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2 Haven't you got a home?
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Old 06-02-2016, 06:11 PM   #4
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4 . I hope my wife doesn't look like you when she gets older ( didn't have the balls to say it , but thought about it )

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Old 06-02-2016, 06:13 PM   #5
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5 Are you sure you want to stay for dinner?
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"With you by my side , I already have something old hand. "
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"Of course, you can make suggestions. But we reserve the right not to consider it. "
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"No, it's not that I did not hear , it's more that I do not listen. "

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