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Old 10-14-2009, 10:14 PM   #1
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Default Would you buy furniture that was used in a porno film?



Apologies if this question has been asked before...

Having watched various scenes of couples copulating on everything from ironing boards to the kitchen sink, my mind starting wondering...

Would you buy furniture that was used in a porno film?
You find a nice couch at an unbelievably low price; it looks immaculate – almost brand new. The owner then tells you it was used in a porno film.
You don't notice the (difficult to remove) stains, the fibres containing microscopic dried residue of bodily fluids, you just see a bargain.

So, spotting a potential bargain, do you forget about it's previous life as a porn prop or do you go “Euuuuk, not for me, thanks!”, make your excuses and leave?
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:35 PM   #2
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If I walked past a shop that advertised ex porn furniture, I would but not buy.
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Now just would I sell that thought to the wife?????
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only if it was sticky. c'mon guys are are you real? get dirty. I know you sniff it.
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[IMG]http://katjakassin*********/blogphotos/orgy.jpg[/IMG]

So that's the couch and carpet for 15? Deal!
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:39 AM   #6
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Only if it comes with the pornstar(s).
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Only if it comes with the pornstar(s).
-That's what the man said, it comes with couch and carpet munchers.
Oh, hang on, not quite.

Errr... I'll get me coat
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If I walked past a shop that advertised ex porn furniture, I would but not buy.
Especially if you were in Germany at the time
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my answer would be no-unless dorothy black and carol goldnerova had used it. Seperately or together. Bed or sofa, wouldn't matter..........
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Old 10-15-2009, 11:48 PM   #10
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Take a GOOD look at modern porn. A lot of it is filmed in
hotel/motel rooms. If you've ever purchased second hand
furniture you may very well have. Even if you haven't you
may very well have slept on a "porn" bed if you've ever
spent the night in a hotel/motel.
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