Random Thoughts - Page 103

**MemoryHunter** · July 7th, 2012, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sirch

Well a whole lot of assholes think their going to Heaven.

They just have to repent for their past sins, not the future ones.

Going along with the premise that all this religion stuff is true, I'm not so sure God is as forgiving as he once was.

In the Bible he often spoke to people, and demonstrated his powers by helping them out, but ever since the Romans nailed his boy to a bit of wood he's been a bit quiet. I think that probably crossed the line for him.

He's probably up there thinking; "Believe what you like assholes. Repent as much as you like, I'm not the forgiving type any more. When you come knocking on my door you will find I am now a vengeful God. Since you are an asshole, prepare yourself for the mother, father, son and holy spirit of all reamings."

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Originally Posted by taffy2

Not true, Aled Jones is an asshole and he presented Songs Of Praise. He's gonna get his own cloud in heaven with harps and stuff

Who knows what's going to happen to him? Perhaps he will get his own cloud and a Harp. That's not really my idea of a reward. God may well be thinking; "Bloody suck ups, I'm sick of them with all their praying and singing. Just because I can see all and hear all, doesn't mean I want to. I'm sick and tired of people asking me for favours. Why can't you people shut up, sort out your own problems and give me some peace."

Come to think of it, if you believe all the stuff that the 'Ned Flanders' type preach, then in heaven none of the following would be allowed (in alphabetical order);

Alcohol.
Animals (Don't have souls you see) So that means no meat, poultry, fish, eggs, cheese or other dairy products.
Blasphemy - That includes during sex.
Dirty jokes.
Drugs.
Entertainment (books, films, games) that involves; crime, horror, violence, swearing, sex etc.
Junk food - See animals.
Porn.
Promiscuity.
Rock music, or any other music with 'banned' themes - See Entertainment.
Science - It may disprove 'creationism'.
Sex, other than vaginal, only to the opposite sex, and only if you're married to them. Nothing kinky either.
Swearing.
Wanking.
There's probably more, but that's all I can think of for now.

Anyway, that sounds more like Hell to me.

If that's what it's like, then the suck ups are welcome to it.

Allow me to introduce you all to Ukobach

He is a Demon, said to be the inventor of fireworks and fried food.

This is Behemoth

The infernal watchman, he presided over the gluttonous feasts and banquets, and sang too! One of the first moderators?

There are many other Demons, as can be seen here. The descriptions are not accurate though!

If all the stuff that's banned in heaven is OK in hell, with fireworks, fried food and gluttonous feasts, then sign me up.

I can live with moderation, just so long as I don't have to practice it.

Frakas · July 8th, 2012, 12:31 AM

I really don't like the idea of a 3D re-release of "Deep Throat". Would anyone else be scared of being slapped in the face by 3D penis? I mean who wants to smell like fish coming out of a movie?

**Jason-X** · July 8th, 2012, 05:49 AM

I would much rather watch a Gay porn film than watch a straight one were the so called men are treating the ladies like crap!...And just to make myself clear, I don't think there's any wrong in being Gay!

Frakas · July 8th, 2012, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason-X

I would much rather watch a Gay porn film than watch a straight one were the so called men are treating the ladies like crap!...And just to make myself clear, I don't think there's any wrong in being Gay!

It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay waaaaaaay
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay waaaaaaay

**MemoryHunter** · July 8th, 2012, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason-X

I would much rather watch a Gay porn film than watch a straight one were the so called men are treating the ladies like crap!...And just to make myself clear, I don't think there's any wrong in being Gay!

I fully agree, it leaves more women to go around for the rest of us.

Seriously though, why do they have to put it into an introduction?

"Hi, I'm ****** and I'm gay." WTF?

I've never introduced myself and in the same sentence mentioned I'm straight. That's what annoys me.

I don't care if you're gay, just don't ram it down my throat!

**Jason-X** · July 8th, 2012, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MemoryHunter

why do they have to put it into an introduction?

"Hi, I'm ****** and I'm gay." WTF?

I've never introduced myself and in the same sentence mentioned I'm straight. That's what annoys me.

I don't care if you're gay, just don't ram it down my throat!

Maybe a lot of gay men find you attractive, that could be the reason

**MemoryHunter** · July 8th, 2012, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason-X

Maybe a lot of gay men find you attractive, that could be the reason

It's a shame more women don't feel that way.

Is homosexuality Mother Nature's way of controlling population growth?

I mean, since they can't reproduce, there seem to be a sod of a lot more of them these days. Where are they all coming from?

That's not a complaint (See my last post

) just a query, I mean question.

**billybunter** · July 8th, 2012, 11:36 AM

I was refused entry to a gay club in Belfast

bouncer said, "you're not gay and you're not getting in"

how did he know? Maybe if I had minced up to the door and said "hello darling" I would have got in. My reason for wanting in was to nab a female friend in hope of making whoopee with her

FOOKLUNKWILL · July 8th, 2012, 12:14 PM

Win one for the Brits Murray!!
Good luck mates!

**billybunter** · July 8th, 2012, 01:02 PM

Is that not an Aussie flag??

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July 8th, 2012, 12:31 AM	#1022
Frakas Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 209 Thanks: 1,721 Thanked 2,101 Times in 204 Posts	I really don't like the idea of a 3D re-release of "Deep Throat". Would anyone else be scared of being slapped in the face by 3D penis? I mean who wants to smell like fish coming out of a movie?