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In the Bible he often spoke to people, and demonstrated his powers by helping them out, but ever since the Romans nailed his boy to a bit of wood he's been a bit quiet. I think that probably crossed the line for him. He's probably up there thinking; "Believe what you like assholes. Repent as much as you like, I'm not the forgiving type any more. When you come knocking on my door you will find I am now a vengeful God. Since you are an asshole, prepare yourself for the mother, father, son and holy spirit of all reamings." Quote:
Come to think of it, if you believe all the stuff that the 'Ned Flanders' type preach, then in heaven none of the following would be allowed (in alphabetical order); Alcohol. Animals (Don't have souls you see) So that means no meat, poultry, fish, eggs, cheese or other dairy products. Blasphemy - That includes during sex. Dirty jokes. Drugs. Entertainment (books, films, games) that involves; crime, horror, violence, swearing, sex etc. Junk food - See animals. Porn. Promiscuity. Rock music, or any other music with 'banned' themes - See Entertainment. Science - It may disprove 'creationism'. Sex, other than vaginal, only to the opposite sex, and only if you're married to them. Nothing kinky either. Swearing. Wanking. There's probably more, but that's all I can think of for now. Anyway, that sounds more like Hell to me. If that's what it's like, then the suck ups are welcome to it. Allow me to introduce you all to Ukobach He is a Demon, said to be the inventor of fireworks and fried food. This is Behemoth The infernal watchman, he presided over the gluttonous feasts and banquets, and sang too! One of the first moderators? There are many other Demons, as can be seen here. The descriptions are not accurate though! If all the stuff that's banned in heaven is OK in hell, with fireworks, fried food and gluttonous feasts, then sign me up. I can live with moderation, just so long as I don't have to practice it.
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I really don't like the idea of a 3D re-release of "Deep Throat". Would anyone else be scared of being slapped in the face by 3D penis? I mean who wants to smell like fish coming out of a movie?
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I would much rather watch a Gay porn film than watch a straight one were the so called men are treating the ladies like crap!...And just to make myself clear, I don't think there's any wrong in being Gay!
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Seriously though, why do they have to put it into an introduction? "Hi, I'm ****** and I'm gay." WTF? I've never introduced myself and in the same sentence mentioned I'm straight. That's what annoys me. I don't care if you're gay, just don't ram it down my throat!
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Maybe a lot of gay men find you attractive, that could be the reason
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Is homosexuality Mother Nature's way of controlling population growth? I mean, since they can't reproduce, there seem to be a sod of a lot more of them these days. Where are they all coming from? That's not a complaint (See my last post) just a query, I mean question.
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I was refused entry to a gay club in Belfast bouncer said, "you're not gay and you're not getting in" how did he know? Maybe if I had minced up to the door and said "hello darling" I would have got in. My reason for wanting in was to nab a female friend in hope of making whoopee with her
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Is that not an Aussie flag??
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