Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 156

MaxJoker · November 29th, 2018, 04:18 AM

Hundred and fifty eight Jews died earlier today when their plane crashed just outside Tel Aviv airport ,

Talk about a heartbreaking tragedy ,

Those planes seat a hundred and sixty.

**rockernut** · December 1st, 2018, 08:35 AM

Estreeter · December 2nd, 2018, 10:50 AM

MaxJoker · December 3rd, 2018, 04:27 PM

**Arturo2nd** · December 3rd, 2018, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

The truly frightening thing is the Chinese have developed AI recognition software that can tell their people apart with great accuracy. We round eyed idiots don't stand a chance when they market it to our governments.

I repeat the old advice regarding what to do when the air raid sirens signaled an imminent nuclear attack. "Bend over, put your head between your legs, and kiss your butt good bye."

MaxJoker · December 5th, 2018, 03:38 PM

My Psychiatrist told me that punching young kids unconscious doesn't make me "Hard" ,

I begged to differ.

**rockernut** · December 18th, 2018, 04:54 PM

MaxJoker · December 26th, 2018, 02:06 PM

What`s the difference between an African and some dog shit ? ,

Eventually the dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.

What`s white with a black arsehole ? ,

The A Team.

What did Lincoln say after finally sobered up ? ,

I freed the who.

What`s the definition of black foreplay ? ,

Don't scream or I`ll kill you.

What do you call a black man with no arms ? ,

Trustworthy.

**risen** · December 29th, 2018, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gedly

Ab Fab's Dame June Whitfield dies aged 93

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertain...Wnnor_Zgp0glj8

I do hope she had her Sun Life Over 50’s Plan up to date.

Fingers crossed eh?

Estreeter · January 2nd, 2019, 11:05 AM

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,902 Times in 69,067 Posts	Booze soaked Christmas wishes everyone What`s the difference between an African and some dog shit ? , Eventually the dog shit will turn white and stop stinking. What`s white with a black arsehole ? , The A Team. What did Lincoln say after finally sobered up ? , I freed the who. What`s the definition of black foreplay ? , Don't scream or I`ll kill you. What do you call a black man with no arms ? , Trustworthy. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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