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View Poll Results: I`d rather cut it off than stick it in !
Kerry Katona 106 18.76%
Jordan 159 28.14%
Jodie Marsh 112 19.82%
Posh Spice 112 19.82%
Sarah Jessica Parker 159 28.14%
Peaches Geldof 86 15.22%
Kelly Osbourne 151 26.73%
Paris Hilton 136 24.07%
Amy Winehouse 254 44.96%
Other 40 7.08%
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Old July 21st, 2010, 09:55 AM   #21
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As an experiment I decided to sober up.

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Still godess Christy would never let me down.




Ah well, I'm sure I saw an interesting site about traction engines.
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Old July 21st, 2010, 08:16 PM   #22
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Old July 21st, 2010, 10:07 PM   #24
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She's there because i find her as attractive as two olives on a toothpick .
Which oddly enough is what she looks like to me .
Although the toothpick would be more interesting company i reckon
I like her anyway...
  • She might be a terrible singer
  • might not be a good actor eighter.
  • being arrogant.
  • or could have a bad breath in the morning.

That means she has to be good in something..
Just read her purse..


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If Jo Brand got much bigger, her arms wouldn't be long enough to pick her pint up off the bar .......
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Surely what Liberace would look like now if he was still alive , and put on an extra ten stone.

A woman (?) guaranteed to give any right thinking man an immediate softie , and with a personality so insincere it can even be felt from space.
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Some like her.........don't know why


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Yeah this is how good she looks " After " intensive cosmetic surgery

A woman who proves aliens exist and walk among us !. She's so unattractive she couldn't get me to shoot one off even if my finger was taped to the trigger of a starter pistol and she shoved a taser up my ass
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Say what you like about Victoria, at least she makes an effort to try and look good.
... she just fails miserably.
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