Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[BondJmsBond]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Although can anybody figure out the gag

Maybe she's referencing the fact that the French are sometimes called frogs?

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

Maybe she's referencing the fact that the French are sometimes called frogs?

Well I worked that bit out
Why did she say it though as it`s insulting to the French. For all she knew maybe I might have been French and what`s it got to do with her asking if I thought she was German
Blimps a nutter if you ask me

[MaxJoker]

Oh yes

[MaxJoker]

Only she doesn't pull a different expression here ,



It`s just a different angle



Still it could be











A nightmare worser

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I know what you`re all thinking Fella Forum Fellas

She goes to Mass every Sunday then makes a roast pork meal for the priest who delivered a wonderful sermon she paid attention to After lunch with the priest she volunteers down at the old aged home Spends a quiet Sunday night at home with a novel and her cat

Goes to work Monday to Friday working as a Kindergarten teacher and then on Friday night does her weekly gym workout with with a few old girlfriends and organises their Saturday night

Saturday she visits Mum in the afternoon and takes her shopping

Saturday night she's out and drinking whiskey straight out of the bottle dancing on top of a bar semi naked and then takes 3 unknown and equally drunk men home and well, you get the picture

All, so she can go back to Church on Sunday morning for confession prior to Mass, again

I might be wrong thinking that

[BondJmsBond]

Hooray for star child babe!







This one looks like a really mean Mila Kunis.
Those also look like botox lips, but maybe she just kissed a cactus....

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

Hooray for star child babe!

Indeed BJB
I`d contact her myself on our behalf If I knew what to say
Other than "We`re not worthy to breath the same air as you oh Gorgeous Goddess of Girly-ness"

Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

Those also look like botox lips, but maybe she just kissed a cactus....

If a cactus , from the expression () on her () face () bet it was a dog piss covered one then

Now then Fellow Forum Fella`s , in preporation for the following horrors please click This link first




Done it






Then carry on , Mod help you

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Foregone conclusion Mate, I don't even have to ask if she does anal

Best you stay far far far away, she does the giving

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Foregone conclusion Mate, I don't even have to ask if she does anal

Best we don't even think down those lines in case it puts everyone off their dinner

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Best you stay far far far away, she does the giving

Gawd I`d be amazed if every rational bloke wasn't keeping a wide berth distance

Whereas this fulsome figured lass ,



Looks pretty Vintage ,



In a good way ,



I thought until

Oh man , now that terrible tattoo can't be ignored



Still could always be







Yep and that "Managing Director" has the audacity to display annoyance about chaps who don't post recent photos
Telling you sometimes I don't know whether some of these women are seriously mentally slow or taking the hot high piss

[rosestone]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Is that a tattoo of a leg, on a leg? Isn't that a bit pointless? And somewhat akin to Jeremy from Peep Show planning to get a tattoo on his chest of his own face.

This thread should be renamed 'Dating site women and their odd tattoos and inability to close a toilet lid'. If I had a profile on a dating site I'd write 'please don't contact me unless you post a clear picture and it isn't taken in front of an open hole to a sewer. Ta.'