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July 27th, 2017, 06:11 AM | #3481 |
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Wish granted, but as it was a long, long time ago when you were at University, this little ditty came to mind......
In the days of old When the Knights were bold And women weren't invented Men drilled holes In trees and poles And fucked away contented. I never thought Maple's I'd Like To Fuck would still be so popular these days! I wish I'd never discovered Bollocksexplodium!
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July 29th, 2017, 01:16 PM | #3482 |
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Wish granted. You discover unobtanium instead. You are then appointed as the head of a task force to travel out into the galaxy in unobtanium powered spaceships and find more. You land on the moon of a gas giant and find plenty, but the giant blue people who live there are not pleased to see you. After slaughtering your landing party, they feed your meat giblets to their banshees and make a rag doll from your skin for the giant blue children to play with.
I wish I could discover a lost Rembrandt.
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July 29th, 2017, 03:41 PM | #3483 |
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August 3rd, 2017, 10:28 PM | #3484 |
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Granted. And it's so amazingly real, Hitomi Tamaki's nipples poke your eyes out. Sadly a Braille version of VEF is years away.
I wish all vegetables tasted like grilled ham and cheese. That way I could get vegie goodness without gagging. Well not all vegetables, my wish is actually that vegetables tasted like foods I like. Last edited by Sir Honkers; August 4th, 2017 at 02:07 AM.. |
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August 13th, 2017, 06:48 PM | #3485 |
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Wish granted.
You get extremely tired of grilled ham and cheese after two days. Even the water taste like grilled cheese. I wish more people would post in this thread |
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August 21st, 2017, 05:06 PM | #3486 |
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Wish granted, but it's trailmaster, taking an interest again.
I wish that as the solar eclipse advances across the USA, that for some reason the moon would mysteriously come to a halt, along with the earth, so there would a be a huge patch of darkness 100s of miles wide over the USA for days, just to see what would happen.
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Wish granted, 100's of miles wide and thousands long, total darkness. What happens is people kill each other and loot and riot. So nothing unusual happens.
I wish Sir Bruce Forsyth had made it big in the United States
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August 22nd, 2017, 05:49 PM | #3488 |
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Wish granted.
After his death he manages to get his face on the one hundred dollar bill. Alongside many of his catchphrases. I wish Jimmy Saville had never been a star |
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He was aborted as a fetus and still managed to go to hell as a potential pedophile. Hundreds of children were able to lead happy and healthy live.except Scotty, his life still sucked . Fuck that guy. I wish Lynda Carter has a sex tape leak from back when she was in her 29's.
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Wish granted. The quality is so bad.....you can only make out her left elbow.
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