Home made Wanking Machine

**thunderfly** · October 6th, 2013, 05:10 PM

Here's a bit of light-hearted humour for the week-end. Instructions on how to build a home made and hands free wanking machine from readily found items in the home.
You will need: An electric shaver, a cardboard toilet roll tube and some sticky tape.

Instructions:

Take the shaver and remove the foil head and the cutter/blades. It should look similar to picture 1. (depending on the make and model of your shaver).

Take the toilet roll tube and tape it to the part that the cutter/blades clip to. It should resemble picture 2.

Obviously, you need to insert your member into the toilet roll tube and turn on the shaver for it to work but here are some helpful tips.
The tube must be taped securely to the shaver or it will come unstuck half way through the wank (and so will you). Duct tape seems to work very well and is so strong and sticky that you can usually get away with using just two pieces (as shown). You can use sellotape but a lot will need to be used to hold the tube securely and to stop it working free due to the vibrations.
Depending on the thickness of your erect member (and the diameter of the tube) you will probably have to insert it while it's still limp and let it grow into the tube as you get excited. There is no way you will be able to get it on once you're fully erect unless you have a thin dick or the tube's diameter is large (then it won't work anyway).
If you find your member isn't thick enough to fit tightly in the tube (or the tube is too big) you will have to cut the tube lengthways, overlap the cardboard and then hold it together with tape.
Don't hold me responsible if you break your shaver. Do this at your own risk.
The vibrations can be pretty intense. Especially if you leave it running after you've cum! Don't have a heart attack!
Finally, if you think this is weird or 'sad' - it's no worse that a woman using a vibrator.

This does work BTW (Good job we're all anonymous on here).

**Mal Hombre** · October 6th, 2013, 05:27 PM

Blue Peter's changed since My day....And if the only thing that gets damaged is the shaver,You've probably got off lightly...

**billybunter** · October 6th, 2013, 05:35 PM

I prefer a wet shave.

**rustler** · October 6th, 2013, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Blue Peter's changed since My day....And if the only thing that gets damaged is the shaver,You've probably got off lightly...

Yes, but it would have launched a thousand wanks just seeing Valerie Singleton making and trying to explain this one!!!

Come to think of it, it still would!!

**NIN** · October 6th, 2013, 06:32 PM

I just tried it .. but in my haste I didn't read the bit about removing the shavers cutting blades

anyone know if I can convert to Judaism at my late age ?

**Mal Hombre** · October 6th, 2013, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NIN

I just tried it .. but in my haste I didn't read the bit about removing the shavers cutting blades

anyone know if I can convert to Judaism at my late age ?

You're lucky You didn't have change Your name to "NINette"

**billybunter** · October 6th, 2013, 07:02 PM

I have a wanking machine called my right fist.

**mizlaplan** · October 6th, 2013, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thunderfly

(Good job we're all anonymous on here).

Uncle Ernie, is that you?
Stop "fiddling about"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFhO7EU08Tg

**GailFan** · October 7th, 2013, 08:46 AM

Yeah, cos an appliance you insert your penis into is something you really want to scrimp on.

**billybunter** · October 7th, 2013, 08:57 AM

As Alan Partridge once said-"remember guys rubber up"

October 6th, 2013, 05:10 PM	#1
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,386 Times in 896 Posts	Home made Wanking Machine Here's a bit of light-hearted humour for the week-end. Instructions on how to build a home made and hands free wanking machine from readily found items in the home. You will need: An electric shaver, a cardboard toilet roll tube and some sticky tape. Instructions: Take the shaver and remove the foil head and the cutter/blades. It should look similar to picture 1. (depending on the make and model of your shaver). Take the toilet roll tube and tape it to the part that the cutter/blades clip to. It should resemble picture 2. Obviously, you need to insert your member into the toilet roll tube and turn on the shaver for it to work but here are some helpful tips. The tube must be taped securely to the shaver or it will come unstuck half way through the wank (and so will you). Duct tape seems to work very well and is so strong and sticky that you can usually get away with using just two pieces (as shown). You can use sellotape but a lot will need to be used to hold the tube securely and to stop it working free due to the vibrations. Depending on the thickness of your erect member (and the diameter of the tube) you will probably have to insert it while it's still limp and let it grow into the tube as you get excited. There is no way you will be able to get it on once you're fully erect unless you have a thin dick or the tube's diameter is large (then it won't work anyway). If you find your member isn't thick enough to fit tightly in the tube (or the tube is too big) you will have to cut the tube lengthways, overlap the cardboard and then hold it together with tape. Don't hold me responsible if you break your shaver. Do this at your own risk. The vibrations can be pretty intense. Especially if you leave it running after you've cum! Don't have a heart attack! Finally, if you think this is weird or 'sad' - it's no worse that a woman using a vibrator. This does work BTW (Good job we're all anonymous on here).

October 6th, 2013, 05:27 PM	#2
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