Great Sexual Disappointments - Page 4

mschaeffer33 · February 14th, 2013, 02:53 PM

Not having two dicks: I don't like to share DP's.

**KingKeigh** · February 15th, 2013, 01:28 PM

I had one chick I had finally got a chance to fuck and it turns out she disliked having her pussy eaten. That crushed me as she had such a fat and juicy-looking pussy. My mouth watered at the thought of burying my face in it and giving her a serious tongue lashing and clit sucking. She at least let my try since I tried to convince her with the horny cunnilingust's creed "you just haven't had it done right yet!!", but she always told me that she's never liked it. Amazingly though she could take a good long pounding in the sack, the lightest touch of the tongue on her cunny was like an electrical shock to her. She couldn't even last 15 seconds without pushing my head away. Good thing she gave good blow jobs because that revelation took my spirit away.

mschaeffer33 · February 16th, 2013, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KingKeigh

I had one chick I had finally got a chance to fuck and it turns out she disliked having her pussy eaten.

Try the time-tested my cock's got a head on it the size of an apple approach. When they're defenseless, snake your tongue up their fanny crack. Do that a couple times and you might be able to negotiate pie. Or tell them the alternative is butt sex; this is where the apple comes in. Or threaten a hamster job. Most girls would rather have cum go up their nose then do that. The key is to keep them weighing the alternatives - chix like to weigh things - and you'll be wiping slime off your chin.

pnnbaa · February 16th, 2013, 07:43 AM

I've had intercourse maybe 300 times and come maybe 4 times and each time it was like a huge accomplishment for me.

I come every time when I wank and I take my sweet time but with a woman, forget it. What I end up doing is wait until she gets tired of the intercourse and offers to finish me off with a BJ (no problem cumming) or if she's tired I'll just say I came haha. Ridiculous. I should add though that I am a very generous lover and my gf's have always had genuine orgasms. I'm not small, I'm average and my gf's haven't been particularly loose.

Sigh.

mschaeffer33 · February 19th, 2013, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pnnbaa

I've had intercourse maybe 300 times and come maybe 4 times and each time it was like a huge accomplishment for me.

In one of my four times, I barebacked and abjectly creampied a willowy massage parlor girl. I imagine my astonishment when she whispered "Good boy" in my ear.

**Jazz Man** · February 21st, 2013, 08:12 PM

Back when hardcore was harder to get hold of in the UK, I once brought a bunch of CC mags off a dude. When I got home I was more than slightly miffed to find that the money shot pages in each one has been merticlously removed. Never did get my money back.

Worse still I can remember buying a mag once in which only the cover was genuine.

**KingKeigh** · March 21st, 2013, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by mschaeffer33

Try the time-tested my cock's got a head on it the size of an apple approach. When they're defenseless, snake your tongue up their fanny crack. Do that a couple times and you might be able to negotiate pie. Or tell them the alternative is butt sex; this is where the apple comes in. Or threaten a hamster job. Most girls would rather have cum go up their nose then do that. The key is to keep them weighing the alternatives - chix like to weigh things - and you'll be wiping slime off your chin.

Well, I think the problem with her was that her pussy was so sensitive that for her, it was like getting tazered. I guess with a clit and pussy that fat, that's a lot of exposed nerve endings standing at attention. She said, she only felt satisfied and comfortable when her pussy was filled with a cock, vibrator or dildo. She didn't even like touching her own clit. The upside was that it never took long for her to cum from straight intercourse.

**John C. Holmes** · March 21st, 2013, 10:38 PM

Biggest disappointment for me?

Giving it to a girl in the ass. No matter how much foreplay you try, most girls' asses, (except maybe Belladonna I suppose,) are TIGHT and if you are wearing a rubber and the feeling is stunted to begin with, immediate entry is paramount to the experience being good. If you can't get it in right away, you go limp. Which happened to me several times when attempting anal with a girl who liked it but wasn't experienced in it. I like giving a girl a rimjob but never attempt anal sex now.

Jack Keroact · March 21st, 2013, 11:33 PM

For younger guys I'd like to see something like the Girlfriend Experience implemented legally on a large scale. Just cut out all the bullshit and expense of getting laid and get to it and socialized, whatever. Everybody wins. In this way, the women directly gets direct support while still possessing her looks and dudes get to concentrate on their careers or whatever. If you want to marry and kid up, fine, but it lets you do it when your ready. You'll have less young dudes getting screwed in the courts and forced to work in some crap job to support rugrats that must belong to someone else.

**old alal** · October 26th, 2013, 12:15 AM

Hey Jazz Man great idea for a thread. As well as many great sexual encounters, I (like most honest people) have had many disappointments. Like others, I've had the drop dead gorgeous girl who will not let you "abuse their bodies" and by that they mean you cannot cum anywhere other than the vagina. I've had the flirty apparently horny ones who just lie there and let you pump away, while offering no vocal encouragement, and no foreplay. Sometimes this type seem to think that foreplay is them getting their tits out. (Why do us men get ridiculed for lack of foreplay?) I guess the type of man they are used to just wants to shag without all the interesting stuff.

One girl with the most amazing tits simply refused to let me cum on them, but she would let me have a very brief tit wank, and then put it in her but woe betide you if you take it out till I have finished.

I've even had a girl who wanted to watch porn with me first. She talked all the way through the film, saying she liked that (what was on screen), his cock is huge, hasn't she got lovely breasts etc etc I thought we would just get it on there and then, but she wanted to watch the film to the credits. Then she made some tea and toast. When we eventually got to bed she asked if her breasts were as nice as the girl on the film and kept on asking me. I made all the right noises, said all the right things, but she rolled over on her side and made us spoon. When I came (she didn't) she was asleep before I lost my erection. I didn't go back.

I do find however that as I get older the disappointment comes from not getting any.

February 14th, 2013, 02:53 PM	#31
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February 21st, 2013, 08:12 PM	#36
Jazz Man Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Here, there and everywhere Posts: 911 Thanks: 16,307 Thanked 24,683 Times in 901 Posts	Jazz Mag Disappointment Back when hardcore was harder to get hold of in the UK, I once brought a bunch of CC mags off a dude. When I got home I was more than slightly miffed to find that the money shot pages in each one has been merticlously removed. Never did get my money back. Worse still I can remember buying a mag once in which only the cover was genuine.

October 26th, 2013, 12:15 AM	#40
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Hey Jazz Man great idea for a thread. As well as many great sexual encounters, I (like most honest people) have had many disappointments. Like others, I've had the drop dead gorgeous girl who will not let you "abuse their bodies" and by that they mean you cannot cum anywhere other than the vagina. I've had the flirty apparently horny ones who just lie there and let you pump away, while offering no vocal encouragement, and no foreplay. Sometimes this type seem to think that foreplay is them getting their tits out. (Why do us men get ridiculed for lack of foreplay?) I guess the type of man they are used to just wants to shag without all the interesting stuff. One girl with the most amazing tits simply refused to let me cum on them, but she would let me have a very brief tit wank, and then put it in her but woe betide you if you take it out till I have finished. I've even had a girl who wanted to watch porn with me first. She talked all the way through the film, saying she liked that (what was on screen), his cock is huge, hasn't she got lovely breasts etc etc I thought we would just get it on there and then, but she wanted to watch the film to the credits. Then she made some tea and toast. When we eventually got to bed she asked if her breasts were as nice as the girl on the film and kept on asking me. I made all the right noises, said all the right things, but she rolled over on her side and made us spoon. When I came (she didn't) she was asleep before I lost my erection. I didn't go back. I do find however that as I get older the disappointment comes from not getting any. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

February 15th, 2013, 01:28 PM	#32
KingKeigh Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Southern NJ Posts: 514 Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,536 Times in 512 Posts	I had one chick I had finally got a chance to fuck and it turns out she disliked having her pussy eaten. That crushed me as she had such a fat and juicy-looking pussy. My mouth watered at the thought of burying my face in it and giving her a serious tongue lashing and clit sucking. She at least let my try since I tried to convince her with the horny cunnilingust's creed "you just haven't had it done right yet!!", but she always told me that she's never liked it. Amazingly though she could take a good long pounding in the sack, the lightest touch of the tongue on her cunny was like an electrical shock to her. She couldn't even last 15 seconds without pushing my head away. Good thing she gave good blow jobs because that revelation took my spirit away.

February 16th, 2013, 07:43 AM	#34
pnnbaa Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 272 Thanks: 2,283 Thanked 3,644 Times in 225 Posts	I've had intercourse maybe 300 times and come maybe 4 times and each time it was like a huge accomplishment for me. I come every time when I wank and I take my sweet time but with a woman, forget it. What I end up doing is wait until she gets tired of the intercourse and offers to finish me off with a BJ (no problem cumming) or if she's tired I'll just say I came haha. Ridiculous. I should add though that I am a very generous lover and my gf's have always had genuine orgasms. I'm not small, I'm average and my gf's haven't been particularly loose. Sigh.

March 21st, 2013, 10:38 PM	#38
John C. Holmes Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 710 Thanks: 14,638 Thanked 7,446 Times in 682 Posts	Biggest disappointment for me? Giving it to a girl in the ass. No matter how much foreplay you try, most girls' asses, (except maybe Belladonna I suppose,) are TIGHT and if you are wearing a rubber and the feeling is stunted to begin with, immediate entry is paramount to the experience being good. If you can't get it in right away, you go limp. Which happened to me several times when attempting anal with a girl who liked it but wasn't experienced in it. I like giving a girl a rimjob but never attempt anal sex now.

March 21st, 2013, 11:33 PM	#39
Jack Keroact Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 107 Thanks: 63 Thanked 771 Times in 101 Posts	For younger guys I'd like to see something like the Girlfriend Experience implemented legally on a large scale. Just cut out all the bullshit and expense of getting laid and get to it and socialized, whatever. Everybody wins. In this way, the women directly gets direct support while still possessing her looks and dudes get to concentrate on their careers or whatever. If you want to marry and kid up, fine, but it lets you do it when your ready. You'll have less young dudes getting screwed in the courts and forced to work in some crap job to support rugrats that must belong to someone else.