Great Sexual Disappointments - Page 3

Retrovintro · February 8th, 2013, 04:06 AM

Without going into who I am, and hopefully not coming across narcissistic about it, in my profession in the 70's thru the 90's I had more than my fair share of babes due to my involvement in a particular industry. On many occasions I found myself in a circumstance where I was with a freaky good looking woman, I mean just absolutely jaw-dropping with exceptional body traits only to end up disappointing both her and myself due to too much substance abuse. Nothing sadder than a blown opportunity. Now I'm old and a sober fat dude that no one would touch with a 10 foot pole.

**blueballsdc** · February 8th, 2013, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by daves69

My ex-wife.

Yes, she was a disappointment.

imnotbob · February 8th, 2013, 02:48 PM

While in college, I dropped in on a woman that I had been pursuing for years. She was wearing a zippered sweat jacket and gym pants, having just gotten home from exercising. I began to rub her shoulders, then kissing her neck. She eventually let me completely undress her and I laid her back on the kitchen table and slowly licked her breasts, stomach and eventually her clit bringing her to a shuddering orgasm. Then she said, "my turn". Like an idiot, I said I had to go as I had a date with my girlfriend of the time, a woman with wonderfully huge, soft supple breasts. I figured I'd hook back up with her another time and complete the act. You guessed it. Another time never happened. What a dolt. But you know, when you're getting pussy all the time, it's sometimes easier to walk away. I wished to God a thousand times that I hadn't that time.

P37 · February 8th, 2013, 03:12 PM

Finding out that my first girlfriend thought oral sex meant talking about it!

I do believe she was lying to me

**luddite** · February 8th, 2013, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by P37

Finding out that my first girlfriend thought oral sex meant talking about it!

I do believe she was lying to me

Yes, she was, but that is another disappointment.

**Jeff Vader** · February 9th, 2013, 09:27 AM

I pursued a girl for a while, she was teaching me Dutch and it was heading that way but she had a boyfriend. Then one night after a few months of flirting and nothing she turned up at my house.

Finally I got to unwrap her slowly and it was better than I imagined. Firm peachy ass, probably the finest pair of tits I've ever got my hands on and she had the tightest pussy ever. I should point out that she was in her late 20s and I was not going to be her first or anything like it. I teased and pleased her, got her all excited but I simply could not do it. She was so tight that it was painful - and I'm no John Holmes kind of guy. After a while of failed efforts she simply left.

I now completely understand the blue balls syndrome.

MaxJoker · February 9th, 2013, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daves69

My ex-wife.

Hey don`t be so quick to do her down she just needs patience, various strangely designed butt plugs and copious amounts of industrial strength lube.

Er, so i imagine

Estreeter · February 10th, 2013, 01:35 PM

Came without a pump

mschaeffer33 · February 11th, 2013, 05:19 PM

Sex is disappointment-based. But after getting fifteen back doors slammed in your face, you get a slab of quivering super-heated pie.

Johnny Feaver · February 12th, 2013, 04:28 AM

When I cant stay hard and I cum after only a minute or two after I start masterbating. It sucks.

February 9th, 2013, 09:27 AM	#26
Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,020 Times in 6,511 Posts	I pursued a girl for a while, she was teaching me Dutch and it was heading that way but she had a boyfriend. Then one night after a few months of flirting and nothing she turned up at my house. Finally I got to unwrap her slowly and it was better than I imagined. Firm peachy ass, probably the finest pair of tits I've ever got my hands on and she had the tightest pussy ever. I should point out that she was in her late 20s and I was not going to be her first or anything like it. I teased and pleased her, got her all excited but I simply could not do it. She was so tight that it was painful - and I'm no John Holmes kind of guy. After a while of failed efforts she simply left. I now completely understand the blue balls syndrome. __________________ Please read the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Model ID To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. :

February 10th, 2013, 01:35 PM	#28
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February 11th, 2013, 05:19 PM	#29
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February 8th, 2013, 04:06 AM	#21
Retrovintro Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 286 Thanks: 844 Thanked 1,782 Times in 250 Posts	Without going into who I am, and hopefully not coming across narcissistic about it, in my profession in the 70's thru the 90's I had more than my fair share of babes due to my involvement in a particular industry. On many occasions I found myself in a circumstance where I was with a freaky good looking woman, I mean just absolutely jaw-dropping with exceptional body traits only to end up disappointing both her and myself due to too much substance abuse. Nothing sadder than a blown opportunity. Now I'm old and a sober fat dude that no one would touch with a 10 foot pole.

February 8th, 2013, 02:48 PM	#23
imnotbob Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 32 Thanks: 55,299 Thanked 147 Times in 20 Posts	While in college, I dropped in on a woman that I had been pursuing for years. She was wearing a zippered sweat jacket and gym pants, having just gotten home from exercising. I began to rub her shoulders, then kissing her neck. She eventually let me completely undress her and I laid her back on the kitchen table and slowly licked her breasts, stomach and eventually her clit bringing her to a shuddering orgasm. Then she said, "my turn". Like an idiot, I said I had to go as I had a date with my girlfriend of the time, a woman with wonderfully huge, soft supple breasts. I figured I'd hook back up with her another time and complete the act. You guessed it. Another time never happened. What a dolt. But you know, when you're getting pussy all the time, it's sometimes easier to walk away. I wished to God a thousand times that I hadn't that time.

February 8th, 2013, 03:12 PM	#24
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,571 Times in 620 Posts	Finding out that my first girlfriend thought oral sex meant talking about it! I do believe she was lying to me

February 12th, 2013, 04:28 AM	#30
Johnny Feaver Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 25 Thanks: 104 Thanked 266 Times in 24 Posts	When I cant stay hard and I cum after only a minute or two after I start masterbating. It sucks.