Make Your Will , So When You Die You Die Chilled ! - Page 4

MaxJoker · March 10th, 2012, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by blatt

Maybe i should sue myself for sickening behaviour

Hell yes you should as it`s been months and you`ve yet to come back on

I mean granted as your lawyer the retainer i got you to blood sign enabled me to immediately requisition your laptop , your possessions , your house , your wife (Quickly sold her onto Adnams pies) , both daughters ( They say hi ) . But that aside there is no excuse for forum appearance tardiness

In other words stop whatever you`re doing and get back in here !

Unless you`ve lost your fingers.

You better not have as i`ve just sold them to a Saudi fast food chain , Mohammed's Meaty Treats

**trailmaster** · February 7th, 2016, 11:48 AM

I will all money to the Greater Chicago Food Depository, and all my movies and music on disc to this place also where it can be sold for food. You may not believe it, but there is a lot of starvation right here in America.

MaxJoker · March 16th, 2018, 04:26 PM

Hey I would

Only can't decide who to leave my resentment to

**Sir Honkers** · March 16th, 2018, 08:29 PM

I'm leaving my children my love and good wishes...and the advice that they spend all their money before they die.

**otokonomidori** · March 17th, 2018, 12:31 AM

I've left instructions doanting my lungs for transplantation - I only wish I could to see the look on the face of the poor bugger who gets them

March 16th, 2018, 04:26 PM	#33
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February 7th, 2016, 11:48 AM	#32
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,185 Times in 60,069 Posts	I will all money to the Greater Chicago Food Depository, and all my movies and music on disc to this place also where it can be sold for food. You may not believe it, but there is a lot of starvation right here in America.

March 16th, 2018, 08:29 PM	#34
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,146 Times in 30,297 Posts	I'm leaving my children my love and good wishes...and the advice that they spend all their money before they die.

March 17th, 2018, 12:31 AM	#35
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,406 Times in 8,316 Posts	I've left instructions doanting my lungs for transplantation - I only wish I could to see the look on the face of the poor bugger who gets them