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Old January 11th, 2010, 10:56 AM   #1
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Default Things everyone should be allowed to experience

Sorry if there is already something similar, I did have a search but found nothing.
Life is unfair. There are experiences out there which due to one reason or another, most of us will never have the chance to savour.
I have three things which I think every guy should be allowed to try at least once without strings. Even the wives of married men should allow their men to try these. However, this is not the sole domain of males. If any female members would like to add their thoughts on what women should be allowed to experience, then please join in the discussion.

My first one is the threesome with two females. Okay, this is not too difficult to set up with a little money by hiring a couple of prostitutes. Also, I'm sure that many members have experienced this with their wife or girlfriend. However, the experience that I have in mind is that spur of the moment thing where two women find you so irresistable that they have to jump into bed with you. I don't ever expect that to happen to me becomes I lack the neccesary requirements; stunning good looks, tons of money or a position of power.

The second is the Thai style full body massage. I first heard about this in an article in MO called Pattaya Strip many years ago. This is something I have been fortunate enough to experience (on more than one occassion) and can thoroughly recommend it. From my experience there is alway a bath, a full body massage, a standard massage and sex (although in one place the girl trimmed my finder and toe nails). The order of the bath and the full body massage was variable in my experience. Part of what makes this a great experience is the feeling of being pampered. Sitting in bath while a lovely female washes your entire body makes you feel like a king. However, the full body massage almost defies description. Firstly, the mental idea of it I find arousing. Then there is the the foamy lather between both bodies allowing the girl to slip and slide all over you. Add to this the expert techniques used by the girl where she uses various parts of her body to massage you with. One I remember is when the girl took my arm between her thighs, crossed them tightly and ran them up and down the length of my arm. Following that experience, the fact that the session ends with sex seems secondary. This is something I would like to experience many times more.

My third one comes from a piece of fiction in M*yf*ir (I believe) way back and is the Omanko Brush. The story made such an impression that the term stuck with me. I was recently listening to some African music and one of the lyrics of a song in one of the African languages sounded like omanko, so this brought the story I had read many years ago back to the front of my mind. I immediately got online to see if this was a real ritual or just something created for a work of fiction. What I discovered was that the omanko brush was a rite of passage in old Japan and that there are rumours that it is still performed to this day in the more up market brothels in Tokyo. So what is the omanko brush ritual? Well it involves a person being washed by a woman using only her pubic hair. As it was described in the story I read, there would be a large bowl of soap water. The girl would hunker down to dip her pubes into the water and then crouch over the guy to wash him from bottom to top.
I can't put my finger on exactly why this appeals to me. It could be the sense of being pampered. Or, I am a pussy fan and I love everything about them, so maybe I like the idea of another thing girls can do with their pussies. Maybe the mental or visual aspect would be better than the actual sensations, but I'll not know that until I get a chance to try it.

These are just three of many I can think of (like I think every guy should be given the opportunity to see and squeeze Dolly Parton's naked tits).
What are your experiences that everyone should be alllowed to experience. You too ladies, I'd be really interested to hear your thoughts.
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Old January 11th, 2010, 11:21 AM   #2
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Be a Mod on VEF for a week, thats what all members should experience.
Then you'd know exactly what we go through, which is all of these
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Old January 11th, 2010, 12:36 PM   #3
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Well, you do that voluntarily - right?
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Well, you do that voluntarily - right?
This is true, but I do like a challenge.
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Old January 11th, 2010, 01:40 PM   #5
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This is true, but I do like a challenge.

So that`s why you Mod blindfolded then

Yep i`d say being a Mod is a challenge alright , i just thank god there`s no alcohol limit , as most of us would never be allowed to get in front of a keyboard
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Old January 11th, 2010, 06:55 PM   #6
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Done the body massage in Thai yes in Pattaya and it is a surreal experience but you know Id rather have a proper traditional Thai massage anytime. OK you should have hired two girls for a sandwich massage and done the threesome sex afterwards !
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fly in a U2 above the earth sounds tops for me right now after seeing james may do it....then onto stormchasers and travel with them on there 6 day package for £2500, and finally a night with either sarah young or teresa may....im not greedy...
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Be a Mod on VEF for a week, thats what all members should experience.
Then you'd know exactly what we go through, which is all of these
The members are increasing by hundreds every day....
I wonder how you Mods. keep up..
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The members are increasing by hundreds every day....
I wonder how you Mods. keep up..
Hey we`re on this forum , so there`s never any difficulties keeping things up
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So that`s why you Mod blindfolded then ... alright ... I just thank god there`s no alcohol limit , as most of us would never be allowed to get in front of a keyboard
That may explain the comments about "the captain" and "the chair leg" (although not really ),
but "women and children first" ?
Sorry .. another thread.

RyderKnightley If your still dithering about two women similtaneously, may I suggest you go straight to three? Two can tend to get lost in conversation about shopping, or fits of laughter whereas with three at least you've a stronger possibility that at least one will keep their mind on the job.



Personally, I'm up to around five. Odd numbers seem to work best for me
But then I want one either side also, so I can pretend I'm operating some female remote controls similtaneously, (you've got about as much chance of getting 'control' anyway )
If you're worried about 'not having enough "space", I'm sure you can find an 'opening' for an enquiring tongue?, providing their hands are kept busy exploring their compatriots and not your 'never' regions.

As I'm sure if you go about this your way, your credit card will be maxxed out in less than no time, may I suggest you try a sex club.

Not all the women are ugly, although some of the regulars you wouldn't want seen walking your dog. In fact one of the hottest women I've ever seen was in one - in stocks and blindfolded, while her husband was on his back in the service area. Unfortunately I wasn't 'up' to taking full advantage and as I'd left the door remaining ajar, seemingly half the population of Melbourne soon found their way in. I left not before the F/F fisting, but before the butt plug. The photos looked nice though! I'd already gone to another room.

One thing about these places though.
Try to be sure that one of the heads bobbing on your knobbin' doesn't have a full beard and a receding hairline. I personally find that a bit upsetting.
I've no intention of working past my prejudices, although I've little doubt that some would lie back and think of blondi.
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