Heaven Or Hell ?

[Tmee2020]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

For me on balance i think or believe that so far i`ve done more good than bad and helped more than i`ve hurt .

Hitler was delusional like this too, wasn't he?

I think I would prefer Heaven.
Hell sounds better, you would meet more interesting people- John Dillinger, Hitler, Stalin, Skullster- but I feel there would be lots of nasty little surprises. Like the cold coffee, the pointless Suggestion Box.

In truth though, this is irrelevant. I was hit over the head with the Old Testament once, so I take that as judgment already being passed.

It was a good decision on the part of the priest to use the Old Testament in my view.
1~ It's a bigger volume, and
2~ It seems a more appropriate means of punishment. None of that mamby-pamby "love thy neighbour" stuff in those pages.

At least going to Hell means I can back my favorite team in the Good vs Evil Test Match:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5pRv2ajHkU

[Mal Hombre]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I know what you mean


Just hope if we`re both in Heaven along with Estreeter , Double B , Keef , Mal etc etc God doesn`t try and cramp our style

He'd know better than to try that,He'd better hope We don't cramp His style

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by marksharp

To imagine that heaven or Hell exist you must have a belief in Jesus Christ son of God .. of which I do not......

In your own opinion you mean.

Because one doesn`t have to believe in either to also imagine that there`s a Heaven Or Hell , in my opinion .

So let`s not discount their existence , how about that eh .

You know just like i clearly stressed at the beginning .

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

First off let`s discount the possibility of neither existing and for the purpose of this daft thread take it as a given that they do.

Ok

Also i would thank you for your valid thoughtful contribution .


But that way Hell lies

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by tmee2000

Hitler was delusional like this too, wasn't he?

Heeeeeeeeey are you saying i`m like Adolf

As if

I`m clean shaven thank you very much

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

He'd know better than to try that,He'd better hope We don't cramp His style

Well ,just as long as he doesn`t try and get us to wear robes and open toed sandals

Because hippies we ain`t

Then again i`m getting this mental picture that if there is an omnipotent deity out there somewhere he`s more a supreme slacker than a supreme being .

[Tmee2020]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Then again i`m getting this mental picture that if there is a omnipotent deity out there somewhere he`s more a supreme slacker than a supreme being .

Gee, I was thinking something more like this; or maybe:

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by tmee2000

Gee, I was thinking something more like this; or maybe:

What you mean there could be a Judith Christ in charge

Terrible thought

Hmmmmm

Might help explain the fact the worlds in the state it is though

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Just hope if we`re both in Heaven along with Estreeter , Double B , Keef , Mal etc etc God doesn`t try and cramp our style

Slight problem there mate
I've been good and bad, so I'll be headed for purgatory for about 10,000 years and have to stand knee deep in shit as a minor punishment before crossing the pearly gates, only problem is, I have this feeling The Almighty might just keep me there as a personal joke

[Mal Hombre]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

What you mean there could be a Judith Christ in charge

Terrible thought

Hmmmmm

Might help explain the fact the worlds in the state it is though

Yep,The Wrath of God for a few days every month

[Tmee2020]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

What you mean there could be a Judith Christ in charge
Might help explain the fact the worlds in the state it is though

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Slight problem there mate
I've been good and bad, so I'll be headed for purgatory for about 10,000 years and have to stand knee deep in shit as a minor punishment before crossing the pearly gates, only problem is, I have this feeling The Almighty might just keep me there as a personal joke

Mate, you talk to Her like that, I guarantee it.
Not that She's vindictive or anything.
Just likes to get back at you, that's all.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Slight problem there mate
I've been good and bad, so I'll be headed for purgatory for about 10,000 years and have to stand knee deep in shit as a minor punishment before crossing the pearly gates, only problem is, I have this feeling The Almighty might just keep me there as a personal joke

Well some might say you`ll avoid that shitty treat because good or bad you are widely known for your tolerance