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February 19th, 2020, 02:41 AM	#1
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	Great, not so great, and cheesy pickup lines Wow, you're really wearing that dress like you are doing it a favor.

February 19th, 2020, 08:14 AM	#2
alucard007 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Canada in a tomb with my fleshlight and VE Buffy Davis Magazine Scans Posts: 277 Thanks: 5,219 Thanked 3,038 Times in 271 Posts	Are you religious.....because your prayers have been answered

February 19th, 2020, 10:16 AM	#3
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,738 Times in 60,308 Posts	And for when you drank way way way too much __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 19th, 2020, 02:19 PM	#4
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	^^^^^ Ewwwwwww This is a true story. I was at a bar with a guy friend and I approached a hotty that my friend was drooling over... "Will you shoot my friend down now so he doesn't dwell on it all night long" I ended up taking her home.

February 21st, 2020, 02:56 AM	#5
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	I saw you from the other side of the bar and felt a connection, now that I'm here I know it. Your move.

February 21st, 2020, 08:44 PM	#6
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	Listen to me rambling on. Enough about me, what you think about me?

February 22nd, 2020, 11:49 AM	#7
black7 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,007 Thanks: 29,910 Thanked 78,000 Times in 3,003 Posts	Nice legs, what time do they open?

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February 22nd, 2020, 04:58 PM	#8
alucard007 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Canada in a tomb with my fleshlight and VE Buffy Davis Magazine Scans Posts: 277 Thanks: 5,219 Thanked 3,038 Times in 271 Posts	"I just noticed something....did you know that your hair matches the color of these tires". Kurt Russell in Used Cars

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hoss Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: I have a farm in cloud cuckoo land Posts: 3,468 Thanks: 19,922 Thanked 26,476 Times in 3,456 Posts	Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

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May 31st, 2020, 11:48 AM	#10
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,464 Thanked 639,780 Times in 52,061 Posts	"If your mouth was an ocean, I'd dive info it"... __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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