McDonalds, KFC etc Jokes, Funnies And Experiences - Page 68

**AmateurEmale** · November 10th, 2016, 04:41 PM

I really shouldn't like fast food this much, but Arby's is the other place I occasionally go to; they have one around the corner from Taco Bell where I live. Arby's is a fast food restaurant that serves quasi-roast beef instead of burgers, and used to advertise: "Tired of Burger Burnout?"

In the last few years, they have moved into what they call Meatcraft, and have diversified from old-school beef sandwiches to also having gyros with tzatziki sauce, pseudo-French submarine sandwiches with au jus [aka. "French Dip Sub"], angus roast beef sandwiches, and brisket. They even have an angus sandwich with three cheeses and bacon, which could rival Taco Bell for calories if you ordered fries and/or regular soda with the sandwich.

But I'm trying to lose weight, so I think I'll hit the gym today instead of going to Arby's.

**AmateurEmale** · November 10th, 2016, 07:27 PM

I hit the gym and burned 12 calories [!] on the treadmill, but did something great by finishing an entire 10-machine circuit worth of unfamiliar machines on my first try.

Of course, this wouldn't justify Taco Bell or Arby's to undo all progress. So instead, I went to a gas station / convenience store two exits west of the gym, and grabbed two Jack Link's meat strips and a Coke Zero without calories. I suppose that convenience stores are a form of fast food? If they are, maybe they're healthier than McDonalds et al.

**footstep** · November 11th, 2016, 08:43 AM

**AmateurEmale** · November 19th, 2016, 09:25 PM

I hit the gym again and did close to 100 calories on the treadmill in about 20 minutes. I know what you're thinking, I'm just getting back in condition after a few weeks off; I should be at 200-300 by December. So on my way back, I took advantage of a free soda coupon at Speedway, and it was diet soda. No food if I'm trying to cut the calories out this time?

But every now and then, I hit Starbucks with those all-day-deals on Breakfast Sandwiches (their healthier answer to the Egg McMuffin at Mickey D's)... And I typically have an Ethos water rather than a coffee or Frappuccino calorie bomb.

Even though they wouldn't like the comparison, I think that Starbucks is blurring the distinction between fast food and coffee shop. They're even starting to put Starbucks stores out in the middle of nowhere, just like a McDonald's; this I have observed on road trips out in rural Missouri, Kansas, and eastern Colorado.

Best fast food in Kansas is in the city of Hays, KS, at Taco Grande within the city limits!

**footstep** · January 23rd, 2017, 04:22 PM

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**footstep** · February 3rd, 2017, 03:31 PM

Arghh...

WTF is this? God help us.......

**footstep** · February 12th, 2017, 09:19 AM

Second arrrrrrrrrrrgh

Had my first son yesterday from my divorce as usual, 13 years old a great kid

but........
he told me : Tomorrow , happy because kfc with his mother to taste the chizza.

Estreeter · February 12th, 2017, 02:30 PM

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November 10th, 2016, 04:41 PM	#671
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	I really shouldn't like fast food this much, but Arby's is the other place I occasionally go to; they have one around the corner from Taco Bell where I live. Arby's is a fast food restaurant that serves quasi-roast beef instead of burgers, and used to advertise: "Tired of Burger Burnout?" In the last few years, they have moved into what they call Meatcraft, and have diversified from old-school beef sandwiches to also having gyros with tzatziki sauce, pseudo-French submarine sandwiches with au jus [aka. "French Dip Sub"], angus roast beef sandwiches, and brisket. They even have an angus sandwich with three cheeses and bacon, which could rival Taco Bell for calories if you ordered fries and/or regular soda with the sandwich. But I'm trying to lose weight, so I think I'll hit the gym today instead of going to Arby's.

November 10th, 2016, 07:27 PM	#672
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	I hit the gym and burned 12 calories [!] on the treadmill, but did something great by finishing an entire 10-machine circuit worth of unfamiliar machines on my first try. Of course, this wouldn't justify Taco Bell or Arby's to undo all progress. So instead, I went to a gas station / convenience store two exits west of the gym, and grabbed two Jack Link's meat strips and a Coke Zero without calories. I suppose that convenience stores are a form of fast food? If they are, maybe they're healthier than McDonalds et al.

November 11th, 2016, 08:43 AM	#673
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November 19th, 2016, 09:25 PM	#674
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	I hit the gym again and did close to 100 calories on the treadmill in about 20 minutes. I know what you're thinking, I'm just getting back in condition after a few weeks off; I should be at 200-300 by December. So on my way back, I took advantage of a free soda coupon at Speedway, and it was diet soda. No food if I'm trying to cut the calories out this time? But every now and then, I hit Starbucks with those all-day-deals on Breakfast Sandwiches (their healthier answer to the Egg McMuffin at Mickey D's)... And I typically have an Ethos water rather than a coffee or Frappuccino calorie bomb. Even though they wouldn't like the comparison, I think that Starbucks is blurring the distinction between fast food and coffee shop. They're even starting to put Starbucks stores out in the middle of nowhere, just like a McDonald's; this I have observed on road trips out in rural Missouri, Kansas, and eastern Colorado. Best fast food in Kansas is in the city of Hays, KS, at Taco Grande within the city limits!

January 23rd, 2017, 04:22 PM	#675
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January 23rd, 2017, 04:30 PM	#676
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February 1st, 2017, 04:12 PM	#677
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February 3rd, 2017, 03:31 PM	#678
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Arghh... WTF is this? God help us.......

February 12th, 2017, 09:19 AM	#679
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Second arrrrrrrrrrrgh Had my first son yesterday from my divorce as usual, 13 years old a great kid but........ he told me : Tomorrow , happy because kfc with his mother to taste the chizza.