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Old August 28th, 2009, 06:58 PM   #11
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Why did Lt Uhuru cry?

Cos William Shatner.
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'Let's go back to Uranus, Scotty"
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"NO, nurse Chapel! That's not a rectal-thermometer, that's a HYPOSPRAY!"
(The die-hard Trekkies would no doubt recognize the name Nurse Chapel )
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"What do ya mean, Star Trek V was terrible? I directed that film, DAMMIT!"
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Who stole my Saurian Brandy!!
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Damn it! Why must Starfleet make their regulation underwear so tight?
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2 days have past in the not take a crap game. You win Scotty, i can't hold it in anymore ... my... intestine... is... going... to... explode!
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