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March 2nd, 2018, 06:38 AM	#741
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,343 Thanks: 286,836 Thanked 386,205 Times in 30,299 Posts	A: Have you every tried to squawk with a mouth full of water? Q: Why do you hear about celebrities dying, but you never hear of them being born?

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March 3rd, 2018, 12:05 AM

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Q: Why do you hear about celebrities dying, but you never hear of them being born?

A: They get louder as they get older.

Q: Did you hear about the new wind-up politician doll?

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March 3rd, 2018, 02:49 PM	#743
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	A: Yeah, they just walk in circles getting nothing done. Q: Can we get a foursome for bridge? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Q: Can we get a foursome for bridge?

A: Sure, it could be fun!

Q: Are there actually other words like "eightsome" and "thirteensome"?

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March 3rd, 2018, 11:33 PM	#745
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	A. Yes, If you join a swingers club. Q. Can you, Dance On A Volcano.?. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 4th, 2018, 06:03 AM	#746
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,343 Thanks: 286,836 Thanked 386,205 Times in 30,299 Posts	A: Yes...but a dirty old mountain all covered in smoke, she can turn you to stone, so you better start doing it right. Q: What are the types of questions?

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March 4th, 2018, 02:38 PM	#747
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	A: The six questions of journalism are who, what, where, when, why and how. Q: Need anything from the store? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Q: Need anything from the store?

A: Yes, see if they have a book of instructions to make volcano dancing less dangerous for welderman.

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March 4th, 2018, 07:55 PM	#749
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March 4th, 2018, 09:37 PM	#750
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,343 Thanks: 286,836 Thanked 386,205 Times in 30,299 Posts	A: Yes...and I'd tell you how, but I don't want you getting distracted and falling into a river of lava. Q: Who redacted the last page?

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