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November 14th, 2011, 04:25 PM | #11 |
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.......the time it took to eat that perfectly boiled egg.......?
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November 14th, 2011, 04:27 PM | #12 |
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14 billion years ago
The moment of creation
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November 17th, 2011, 07:17 PM | #14 |
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12. The amount of time Ray J spent peeing on Princess Kim
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The time between Sepp Blatter's gaffes...
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November 19th, 2011, 02:55 AM | #16 |
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The time it takes a wanker to wank.
The time it takes for her to wank off someone. About as long as a good romp in the sack. The time it takes to brush one's teeth. The time it takes to recite the alphabet. The time it takes to get dressed or undressed. Her wedding service and reception. |
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