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July 16th, 2011, 04:50 PM	#1
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Replace "Heart" with "Arse/Ass" (Songs) Lets see how this goes Listening to the radio & a daft game has me chuckling to myself. It's simple, childish & slightly smutty Perfect idea for a thread Give us your songs (with the new lyric in the title - plurals get pluralized etc.) add a Youtube link and find your old tunes are transformed A few examples of how this juvenile japery jest-fest juxtaposes jaunty jukebox jingles yes, i did use a dictionary for that alliteration ..... Queen - Sheer Arse Attack Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Arse Led Zeppelin - Arsebreaker Fergal Sharkey - A Good Arse (Is Hard To Find) Romeos' Daughter - Don't Break My Arse Blondie - Arse Of Glass Elvis - Wooden Arse

July 16th, 2011, 05:14 PM	#2
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,654 Thanked 855,730 Times in 57,565 Posts	Don't Go Breaking My Arse-Elton John and Kiki Dee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWLpiPlJAA8 Arsebeat-Buddy Holly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZyuxNxQvbE Listen To Your Arse-Roxette http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktRsl2hAPhY Arse Of Gold-Neil Young http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwT1L-FSzEo Arse-Shaped Box -Nirvana http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8 Achy Breaky Arse-Billy Ray Cyrus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Mal Hombre; July 16th, 2011 at 05:34 PM..

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July 16th, 2011, 05:31 PM	#3
monogroover Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: East Midlands Posts: 505 Thanks: 1,357 Thanked 7,736 Times in 521 Posts	This was trending on Twitter yesterday; I think Danny Baker started it. I liked Take Another Little Piece of my Arse

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July 16th, 2011, 05:37 PM	#4
JBB3 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 684 Thanks: 12,403 Thanked 23,312 Times in 696 Posts	Bonnie Tyler-Total Eclipse of the Arse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840B27zYfOk

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July 16th, 2011, 05:37 PM	#5
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,106 Thanks: 174,780 Thanked 634,600 Times in 31,427 Posts	Backstreet Boys Quit playin games with my arse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VZPd...eature=related Whitney Houston - Where Do Broken Arses Go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ONj6...eature=related

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July 16th, 2011, 05:41 PM	#6
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,654 Thanked 855,730 Times in 57,565 Posts	My Arse Will Go On -Celine Dion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNIPqafd4As __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 16th, 2011, 05:48 PM	#7
JBB3 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 684 Thanks: 12,403 Thanked 23,312 Times in 696 Posts	Britney Spears-"Deep in my Arse" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGVDDSHg9-E

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July 16th, 2011, 05:53 PM	#8
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,106 Thanks: 174,780 Thanked 634,600 Times in 31,427 Posts	Deee-Lite - Groove Is In The Arse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg Roxy Music In Every Dream Home an Arse ache http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmMveU0dmc

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July 16th, 2011, 06:06 PM	#9
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,654 Thanked 855,730 Times in 57,565 Posts	Young Arses Run Free-Candy Staton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlXKfFPx7po __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 16th, 2011, 06:13 PM	#10
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	One Way Strange how it's only funny in one direction, although i'm sure many who knew Billy (R.I.P) would see irony. Maybe [COLOR=#3E3E00 !important]the Aztecs [/COLOR]were onto something? for older non Australians i might suggest this link to a song you should all know. and for any guitarists who read this, it's a hoot to play.

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