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Old December 28th, 2008, 02:31 PM   #1
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I look at this and all I can think to say or scream is OUCH !!!!!!



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Old December 28th, 2008, 03:14 PM   #2
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Don't let the missus see that, you might put ideas in her head.
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Old December 28th, 2008, 05:23 PM   #3
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Say...isn't that Ellen DeGeneris?
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Old December 28th, 2008, 09:48 PM   #4
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With teef like that, she's got to be British

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Linkin Park lead vocal former girlfriend.
" I´ve become so numb
I can´t feel you there"
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Say...isn't that Ellen DeGeneris?
nah....:her dick is bigger than that
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Old December 31st, 2008, 04:56 AM   #8
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Ok you take your fingers out of my arse and I will let go
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Old January 1st, 2009, 11:42 PM   #9
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That will teach you asking for a blow when she has PMT
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Old January 2nd, 2009, 08:37 PM   #10
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Further evidence that Mad Cow disease has returned
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