Women jokes - Page 5

MaxJoker · December 23rd, 2010, 01:24 PM

Well they both have been known to rip your tongue off if you get too close too soon

I prefer the natural look on the left , what about you

Just my ex trying to recapture the good times

**billybunter** · December 23rd, 2010, 01:32 PM

Yes pussies are hard to keep GreenSkull

they cost a fortune. I know, I let one go. And my wallet has been lighter ever since. I think i'll go for a goldfish next time.

MaxJoker · December 23rd, 2010, 02:17 PM

Sometimes the wrong way is the right way

[IMG]http://img716.**********.us/img716/9920/1e5u2a.gif[/IMG]

Ok ok we shouldn`t laugh , but if you notice he also clocks the guy from fantasy island at the same time

Irony was it happened to be two for one night

MaxJoker · December 23rd, 2010, 08:20 PM

**billybunter** · December 24th, 2010, 09:41 AM

Thanks for making me laugh this year GreenSkull

those gifs (or whatever they are called) are brilliant!

MaxJoker · December 24th, 2010, 09:52 AM

Ah for a return to the good old days

**billybunter** · December 24th, 2010, 10:01 AM

"a good wife always knows her place" well in that case i'd be starving. Because the kitchen is downstairs and my "love nest"

is upstairs.

imracerx · December 24th, 2010, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Don`t get it , this place is on the main filled with manly men who as such have to deal (Cope) with hormonal women .
Can it just be a tiny minority who gets it in the ear and groin from loony tooned time of the month nutjobs ?

. If so then all i can say is " You lucky bastards "

Q. What's the difference between PMT and BSE?
A. One's a mad cow's disease and the other's an agricultural problem

Q. Why can't you trust a woman?
A. How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't
die?

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to

Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up

Q. Why did God invent women?
A. Because sheep can't cook.
(submitted "sheepishly")

MaxJoker · January 8th, 2011, 05:08 PM

The perfect woman

[IMG]http://img232.**********.us/img232/5236/animatedlabordaytextame.gif[/IMG]

Oh i forgot to say she`s also a nymphomaniac deaf mute who hates going shopping

**tygrkhat40** · January 8th, 2011, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

The perfect woman

[IMG]http://img232.**********.us/img232/5236/animatedlabordaytextame.gif[/IMG]

Nice buns.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,375 Times in 14,171 Posts	Thanks for making me laugh this year GreenSkull those gifs (or whatever they are called) are brilliant! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,375 Times in 14,171 Posts	"a good wife always knows her place" well in that case i'd be starving. Because the kitchen is downstairs and my "love nest" is upstairs. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 8th, 2011, 05:08 PM	#49
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,850 Times in 69,067 Posts	The perfect woman [IMG]http://img232.*********.us/img232/5236/animatedlabordaytextame.gif[/IMG] Oh i forgot to say she`s also a nymphomaniac deaf mute who hates going shopping __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.