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Old May 24th, 2019, 10:50 PM   #23731
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Willie Dixon wrote/played on that song:

1. You Need Love (Muddy Waters, later 'borrowed' by Page/Plant)
2. If the Sea Was Whiskey
3. Little Red Rooster
4. Smokestack Lightning
5. Built For Comfort
6. Spoonful (popularized by Cream & Robert Plant)
7. Talk to me Baby, ( Elmore James, Fleetwood Mac and Eric Clapton)
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Old May 24th, 2019, 10:57 PM   #23732
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Willie Dixon wrote/played on that song:

1. You Need Love (Muddy Waters, later 'borrowed' by Page/Plant)
2. If the Sea Was Whiskey
3. Little Red Rooster
4. Smokestack Lightning
5. Built For Comfort
6. Spoonful (popularized by Cream & Robert Plant)
7. Talk to me Baby, ( Elmore James, Fleetwood Mac and Eric Clapton)
8. Back Door Man
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Old May 25th, 2019, 05:07 AM   #23733
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Willie Dixon wrote/played on that song:

1. You Need Love (Muddy Waters, later 'borrowed' by Page/Plant)
2. If the Sea Was Whiskey
3. Little Red Rooster
4. Smokestack Lightning
5. Built For Comfort
6. Spoonful (popularized by Cream & Robert Plant)
7. Talk to me Baby, ( Elmore James, Fleetwood Mac and Eric Clapton)
8. Back Door Man
9. Bring It On Home ('used' by Led Zepp)
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Old May 25th, 2019, 08:20 AM   #23734
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Willie Dixon wrote/played on that song:

1. You Need Love (Muddy Waters, later 'borrowed' by Page/Plant)
2. If the Sea Was Whiskey
3. Little Red Rooster
4. Smokestack Lightning
5. Built For Comfort
6. Spoonful (popularized by Cream & Robert Plant)
7. Talk to me Baby, ( Elmore James, Fleetwood Mac and Eric Clapton)
8. Back Door Man
9. Bring It On Home ('used' by Led Zepp)
10. I can’t quit you baby (Another Led Zepp song)
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Old May 25th, 2019, 09:11 AM   #23735
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Willie Dixon wrote/played on that song:

1. You Need Love (Muddy Waters, later 'borrowed' by Page/Plant)
2. If the Sea Was Whiskey
3. Little Red Rooster
4. Smokestack Lightning
5. Built For Comfort
6. Spoonful (popularized by Cream & Robert Plant)
7. Talk to me Baby, ( Elmore James, Fleetwood Mac and Eric Clapton)
8. Back Door Man
9. Bring It On Home ('used' by Led Zepp)
10. I can’t quit you baby (Another Led Zepp song)
11. Hoochie Coochie Man (Almost anyone with a guitar)
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Willie Dixon wrote/played on that song:

1. You Need Love (Muddy Waters, later 'borrowed' by Page/Plant)
2. If the Sea Was Whiskey
3. Little Red Rooster
4. Smokestack Lightning
5. Built For Comfort
6. Spoonful (popularized by Cream & Robert Plant)
7. Talk to me Baby, ( Elmore James, Fleetwood Mac and Eric Clapton)
8. Back Door Man
9. Bring It On Home ('used' by Led Zepp)
10. I can’t quit you baby (Another Led Zepp song)
11. Hoochie Coochie Man (Almost anyone with a guitar)
12. The Seventh Son
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Willie Dixon wrote/played on that song:

1. You Need Love (Muddy Waters, later 'borrowed' by Page/Plant)
2. If the Sea Was Whiskey
3. Little Red Rooster
4. Smokestack Lightning
5. Built For Comfort
6. Spoonful (popularized by Cream & Robert Plant)
7. Talk to me Baby, ( Elmore James, Fleetwood Mac and Eric Clapton)
8. Back Door Man
9. Bring It On Home ('used' by Led Zepp)
10. I can’t quit you baby (Another Led Zepp song)
11. Hoochie Coochie Man (Almost anyone with a guitar)
12. The Seventh Son
13. Beer Drinkin' Woman

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3. Waste your time telling me to watch Breaking Bad
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