World's worst pick up lines - Page 3

**ball7** · September 23rd, 2018, 05:58 PM

Do you want try it southern style, sis?

**Randy_Mann** · September 23rd, 2018, 07:38 PM

I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop.

I'm tellin' you the truth, sweetheart, the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Are you free tonight? Or will I have to pay?

**Silicone Carne** · September 23rd, 2018, 07:42 PM

Your eyes are bees that sting my heart.

If your mouth is an ocean, I'll dive into it.

Want some fistfuckin' , sweetheart?

**ball7** · September 23rd, 2018, 08:17 PM

Are you feeling peckish? Do you want a nipple of cock?

Do you want to have sex and sacrifice a small goat to Lucifer - not in that order.

**Mister Fide** · September 24th, 2018, 07:56 AM

Can I call you Martini, because I have heard you will do it anytime, anyplace, anywhere?

**ball7** · September 24th, 2018, 10:05 AM

Do you want to see my collection of Ron Jeremy dvds?

Do you want to play a game of Simon says? I'm Simon btw.

**vo1v0d** · September 25th, 2018, 09:52 AM

Are you that fit bird on VEF that only does anal gangbangs?

**mrfixit** · September 25th, 2018, 11:41 PM

would you like to come to my dungeon and watch some porn?

**Silicone Carne** · September 26th, 2018, 05:37 AM

Your mouth is saying "No!" but your butt is screaming "Yes!"

These boobs are made for wanking.

My belt buckle is nice...but it'd be nicer with your forehead on it.

**Mister Fide** · September 26th, 2018, 07:39 PM

Would you like to take a journey of love on my pocket rocket?

Would you like to join me at four in the morning and watch me fish for eight hours?

September 23rd, 2018, 07:38 PM	#22
Randy_Mann R.I.P. Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 2,313 Thanks: 92,218 Thanked 63,931 Times in 2,316 Posts	I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop. I'm tellin' you the truth, sweetheart, the more I drink, the prettier you get! Are you free tonight? Or will I have to pay? __________________ If any of my video links go bad, please PM me. TIA - I cannot replace images. I'm not a complete idiot... some parts are missing.

September 23rd, 2018, 07:42 PM	#23
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,451 Thanked 639,704 Times in 52,061 Posts	Your eyes are bees that sting my heart. If your mouth is an ocean, I'll dive into it. Want some fistfuckin' , sweetheart? __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 25th, 2018, 11:41 PM	#28
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,736 Thanked 114,754 Times in 9,415 Posts	would you like to come to my dungeon and watch some porn? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

September 26th, 2018, 05:37 AM	#29
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,451 Thanked 639,704 Times in 52,061 Posts	Your mouth is saying "No!" but your butt is screaming "Yes!" These boobs are made for wanking. My belt buckle is nice...but it'd be nicer with your forehead on it. __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 23rd, 2018, 05:58 PM	#21
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,952 Times in 15,727 Posts	Do you want try it southern style, sis?

September 23rd, 2018, 08:17 PM	#24
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,952 Times in 15,727 Posts	Are you feeling peckish? Do you want a nipple of cock? Do you want to have sex and sacrifice a small goat to Lucifer - not in that order.

September 24th, 2018, 07:56 AM	#25
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	Can I call you Martini, because I have heard you will do it anytime, anyplace, anywhere?

September 24th, 2018, 10:05 AM	#26
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,952 Times in 15,727 Posts	Do you want to see my collection of Ron Jeremy dvds? Do you want to play a game of Simon says? I'm Simon btw.

September 25th, 2018, 09:52 AM	#27
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,168 Thanks: 41,975 Thanked 60,145 Times in 7,384 Posts	Are you that fit bird on VEF that only does anal gangbangs?

September 26th, 2018, 07:39 PM	#30
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	Would you like to take a journey of love on my pocket rocket? Would you like to join me at four in the morning and watch me fish for eight hours?