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Old November 17th, 2018, 04:55 AM   #18131
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1. Take a leak
2. "I've got to take a piss bad, mon"!
3. Point Percy at the Porcelain
4. Ease Springs
5. Going for a Slash
6. Drain the main vein
7. I've got to go powder my nose (female)
8. Bleed the Lizard
9. Strain the greens
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Old November 17th, 2018, 08:27 AM   #18132
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1. Take a leak
2. "I've got to take a piss bad, mon"!
3. Point Percy at the Porcelain
4. Ease Springs
5. Going for a Slash
6. Drain the main vein
7. I've got to go powder my nose (female)
8. Bleed the Lizard
9. Strain the greens
10. I'm just going to relieve the strain on the unemployed
11.
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Old November 17th, 2018, 08:35 AM   #18133
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Alternatives used for going to the bathroom

1. Take a leak
2. "I've got to take a piss bad, mon"!
3. Point Percy at the Porcelain
4. Ease Springs
5. Going for a Slash
6. Drain the main vein
7. I've got to go powder my nose (female)
8. Bleed the Lizard
9. Strain the greens
10. I'm just going to relieve the strain on the unemployed
11. Time to spray the bowl
12.
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Old November 17th, 2018, 08:46 AM   #18134
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Alternatives used for going to the bathroom

1. Take a leak
2. "I've got to take a piss bad, mon"!
3. Point Percy at the Porcelain
4. Ease Springs
5. Going for a Slash
6. Drain the main vein
7. I've got to go powder my nose (female)
8. Bleed the Lizard
9. Strain the greens
10. I'm just going to relieve the strain on the unemployed
11. Time to spray the bowl
12. I need a wazz
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Old November 17th, 2018, 09:01 AM   #18135
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1. Take a leak
2. "I've got to take a piss bad, mon"!
3. Point Percy at the Porcelain
4. Ease Springs
5. Going for a Slash
6. Drain the main vein
7. I've got to go powder my nose (female)
8. Bleed the Lizard
9. Strain the greens
10. I'm just going to relieve the strain on the unemployed
11. Time to spray the bowl
12. I need a wazz
13. Syphon The Python

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Old November 17th, 2018, 09:50 AM   #18136
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Old November 17th, 2018, 10:54 AM   #18137
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