April 22nd, 2011, 08:37 AM | #1 |
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If You Were An Animal (Or something) What One Would You Be And Why ?
Ah shuttup , i know we`re all animals or mammals if you prefer
Anyway you knew what i meant , so stop trying to be difficult I`m currently still suffering from a sugar rush so if you`re groaning and rolling your eyes over this thread don`t blame me , blame Cadburys Now me i think i`d be Gorilla . As they`re quite set in their ways , seem to like a laugh and are more happier chilling but if confronted can handle themselves. Plus they`re not invulnerable and have plenty of twisted hunters looking to kill and skin them. Yes you`re right that did end in a slightly depressing way Guess i`m coming off my chocolate high But enough of my problems and back to the topic at hand So what animal or creature on earth would you be , and why
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April 22nd, 2011, 08:54 AM | #2 |
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I guess it would have to be some kind of cat,Either a big one:
Or a little one: Cats just seem to be so self reliant and cool,That might not be the way I am but it's the way I'd like to be.
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I think I'd be someones pet cat or dog because then i can be pampered and all mine seem to do is eat, sleep and get laid. What a life.
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Until You get neutered
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I'd be a shark. Always liked swimming, I like the movie Jaws. And the shark is the King of the sea!!
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Problem is, that they are being hunted to extinction. The Great White is already on the 'RED' list. Knowing our luck, we would be caught by the Chinese, they would cut our fins off and throw us, living, back into the sea to drown. Or, some bastard would just rip our teeth out to use as necklaces! I like sharks, as you probably already know, but they don't have it easy! Me, I would want to be a pussy cat! everyone, for the most part, likes cats. You can turn up at anybodies door, and they will probably feed and water you ! Possibly even go in and curl up in front of the fire too! Plus, until you get neautered, you can lick your own balls, and in public too, and no one minds!!
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April 22nd, 2011, 02:25 PM | #8 |
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I`d like to see the person brave enough to try and neuter one of our members!
Whoever it was would have to have a pretty big set of balls
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I always wanted to be this Animal when I was a kid. Articulate, calm, well groomed and a very deep thinker. Sorry Greenskull, I will get back on topic. I wouldn't mind being one of the big cats. Lion, tiger, leopard....that would be a pretty cool life. Or how about a champion race horse? You work and train hard, get to compete in high level athletics, get pampered, groomed and spoiled by a bunch of upper class snobs and then when your racing career is done, they put you out to stud. The best years of your life spent lazing in the pasture waiting for the next mare to arrive. They even have other horses to get the mares ready for the deed. So you wouldn't have to take them out and buy them oats or new shoes, compliment them by telling her how much she looks like Sarah Jessica Parker or kiss all up and down their three foot necks ......someone else does that for you. You just walk in with your four foot horsec*ck and do your business with a mare that's all ready to go. Where do I sign up?
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